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  1. #101
    Date d'inscription
    septembre 2010
    Messages
    1 151
    "Sean Bean called, he said something about a scheduling conflict, we're doing a recast".

    This one has a potential to change plenty of other movies forever as well.



    Also:

    Dernière modification par Ferthcott ; 16/06/2013 à 21h20.

  2. #102
    Date d'inscription
    juin 2011
    Messages
    297
    Citation Envoyé par Ferthcott Voir le message
    "Sean Bean called, he said something about a scheduling conflict, we're doing a recast".

    This one has a potential to change plenty of other movies forever as well.



    Also:

    Hmmm, perhaps Boromir would have lived if that was the case
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  3. #103
    Sapience est déconnecté Former Community Manager & Harbinger of Soon
    Date d'inscription
    août 2008
    Messages
    9 519
    Instead of, "What have I got in my pocket?" had Bilbo simply said, "Oh, hey. I just remembered. i found this ring. Would you happen to know who owns it?" Everything would have been different.

  4. #104
    Date d'inscription
    janvier 2011
    Localisation
    Ohio River valley
    Messages
    267
    "You are wise and fearless and fair, Lady Galadriel," said Frodo. "I will give you the One Ring, if you ask for it. It is too great a matter for me."

    "Very well. Give me the Ring. I will take it."

  5. #105
    Date d'inscription
    mars 2007
    Localisation
    Texas
    Messages
    2 115
    Citation Envoyé par Sapience Voir le message
    Instead of, "What have I got in my pocket?" had Bilbo simply said, "Oh, hey. I just remembered. i found this ring. Would you happen to know who owns it?" Everything would have been different.
    '...And Gollum had a mighty tasty Hobbit dinner that night...'
    Today is a good day for Pie.

    Do not meddle in the affairs of Burglars, for they are subtle and quick to shank you.

  6. #106
    Date d'inscription
    juin 2011
    Messages
    297
    From the Council of Elrond:

    Elrond: Frodo, bring forth the Ring.

    Frodo: Yeah, about that... I had a bit of a gamble in a game of Riddles and well...

    Elrond: .....

    Boromir: Yes, indeed I am the greatest Riddler in all Middle-Earth!!...
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  7. #107
    Date d'inscription
    septembre 2010
    Messages
    21
    Aragorn: By all that you hold dear, on this good earth, I bid you sit, Men of the West!
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  8. #108
    Date d'inscription
    juillet 2010
    Localisation
    The Shire or Bree or Rivendell or, etc. When you're saving Middle Earth ya never know.
    Messages
    104
    Elrond: "Destroy it!"

    Isildur: "No"

    Isildur tried to walk away but Elrond promptly took him by the collar and threw him, ring and all, into Mount Doom.

    -

    Eowyn: "Aragorn, I want to marry you."

    Aragorn: "Okay! To Pluto with the elf-gal. I never really liked her anyway."

    -

    At the bridge of Khazad-dum...

    Balrog: "Hey, I don't really want to harm you guys. I was just going to say that I'm actually warmer than Mount Doom so why don't you just give me the ring?"

    They did, and settled down happily in Lothlorien which actually didn't fade.
    Hello, New Forums.

    Why isn't there a special part of the forums that just has to do with festivals or the candy jars at Turbine? I mean, that's all that's important right?

  9. #109
    Date d'inscription
    juin 2010
    Messages
    1 034
    Citation Envoyé par ShameOnYou Voir le message
    Gandalf - "Your kind has no place in middle earth."

    Sapience - "Okay. Okay. We'll call them Hobbit presents instead of slot machines. After all, it's not like we're forcing you to pull the lever."
    Not really accurate as Gandalf does like presents/slot machines he is Gandalf!

    At the begining of Arda, Melkor didn't go in and just decided to watch because he knew there wasn't a chance to be Master in there.

  10. #110
    Date d'inscription
    avril 2007
    Localisation
    Gallifrey. I need a Jelly Baby.
    Messages
    18 190
    Citation Envoyé par Bethup Voir le message
    Elrond: "Destroy it!"

    Isildur: "No"

    Isildur tried to walk away but Elrond promptly took him by the collar and threw him, ring and all, into Mount Doom.

    -

    .
    ROFL LMAO!!!!!!!!


    Man, this thread has me in stitches!
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, totally worn out & proclaiming "WOW, what a ride!"
    Continuing the never ending battle to keep Lobelia Sackville-Baggins in check

  11. #111
    Date d'inscription
    avril 2013
    Localisation
    Middle-Earth.
    Messages
    2
    "You, shall not splash!" - Gandalf in swimming lessons.
    Gilrain - Ilchaldol (Elf Guardian)

  12. #112
    Date d'inscription
    février 2013
    Localisation
    England
    Messages
    28
    *Frodo just leaving the Grey Havens, when Sam has a flashback*

    Sam: Frodoooo!!
    Frodo: Go back Sam. I'm going to Aman alone!
    Sam: Of course you are! And I'm coming with you! *Jumps in water*
    Frodo: But... you didn't destroy the... you can't swi... oh fine, we're turning back to get him!
    Gandalf: We can't now! We've already started sailing!
    Sam: ...bleffrughbueb... blub... *drowns*
    Frodo: Nice going!
    I hope none of my friends see this post. There could be an orcward conversation... Haha... Ha.

    That was a terrible pun. I'm Gladriel got over it.

  13. #113
    Date d'inscription
    avril 2007
    Localisation
    Gallifrey. I need a Jelly Baby.
    Messages
    18 190
    Citation Envoyé par LordoftheThings Voir le message
    *Frodo just leaving the Grey Havens, when Sam has a flashback*

    Sam: Frodoooo!!
    Frodo: Go back Sam. I'm going to Aman alone!
    Sam: Of course you are! And I'm coming with you! *Jumps in water*
    Frodo: But... you didn't destroy the... you can't swi... oh fine, we're turning back to get him!
    Gandalf: We can't now! We've already started sailing!
    Sam: ...bleffrughbueb... blub... *drowns*
    Frodo: Nice going!
    I can see Merry and Pippin trying to explain this when they get back home lol
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, totally worn out & proclaiming "WOW, what a ride!"
    Continuing the never ending battle to keep Lobelia Sackville-Baggins in check

  14. #114
    Date d'inscription
    mars 2007
    Localisation
    Texas
    Messages
    2 115
    They were all deceived...

    For in secret, in the fires of Mt. Doom, Sauron forged his One Ring: The Belly Button Ring of Power...
    Today is a good day for Pie.

    Do not meddle in the affairs of Burglars, for they are subtle and quick to shank you.

  15. #115
    Date d'inscription
    juin 2012
    Localisation
    Minneapolis
    Messages
    39
    Eru Illuvatar: 'Hey, guys, I made some cool new creatures in the south part of that big continent. I call 'em 'Elves'. Maybe you should go check them out.'

  16. #116
    Date d'inscription
    février 2012
    Localisation
    Indiana
    Messages
    184
    *Aragorn looks into the Palantir*

    Sauron: "Aragorn ... I am your father..."
    Iaralor | Riddorra | Cirnordar | Thransi | Fanion | Tarro | Otleif | Mallelleth

  17. #117
    Date d'inscription
    juin 2011
    Messages
    44
    Eru, sometime between the Ainulindale and the First Age: "You know what Melkor, I'm getting real tired of your ####..." *poof* Melkor's gone.
    Aiya, Eärendil Elenion Ancalima!
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    Don't mind some bad english.

  18. #118
    Date d'inscription
    décembre 2011
    Localisation
    Near the Equator
    Messages
    287
    Melkor liked Eru's music.

    And the Ainur lived happily ever after.
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  19. #119
    Date d'inscription
    août 2011
    Localisation
    In Rainbows
    Messages
    345
    *somewhere in Middle-Earth*

    "Where is Charles Lee....." *assasinates* ".....Where are the Templars...." .....Desyncronized, your forefathers did not kill civilians or domestic animals.......
    Meshoot, rank 9 Blackarrow, Officer of Freepaphiles Riddermark
    >:} Memento Mori {:<
    Aka Grumpis the honorable Mustelidian Pew Pew of love and cheery brightness.
    >The Mustelidian Cult is the cult, is the cult for you and me<

  20. #120
    Date d'inscription
    mars 2011
    Localisation
    Somewhere on the world
    Messages
    88
    "Mighty are the Ainur, and mightiest among them is Melkor, but that he may know, and ye, that I am Iluvatar, and I am mightier." Then did Tulkas stride forth and pummel Melkor to a pulp by Eru's command.
    And they sang again happily ever after.

    And when all was done, and the One Ring was forged, Sauron destroyed the gateway to the Sammath Naur, that none may enter it thereafter.

    T.A 2589: Death of Dain I at the hands of a cold-drake outside his halls. His sons Grór, Frór and Thrór are killed.
    Reallyfat Trollion, Antiuca Torkoyondo. Level 84 Guard.
    Anglorion, Hunter.
    Freowen, Captain.

  21. #121
    Date d'inscription
    octobre 2011
    Messages
    113
    The Silmarillion:

    Beren: I'll just take all 3 Silmarils..... WHAT?!? It actually worked! Take that Morgoth
    Morgoth wakes up: Ughhh that was some song..... wait, my loot! Ungoliant must have taken it...

  22. #122
    Date d'inscription
    mai 2010
    Messages
    68
    Citation Envoyé par DwarfFriend Voir le message
    Tolkien: "Hmmmm, let's start writing..."

    PROLOGUE

    I
    Concerning Cabbages
    This book is largely concerned with cabbages, and from its pages a reader may discover much of their (savourish) character and a little of their history... etc.
    I cried comedy tears at this....genius
    If in danger from Red, Call Glod.....

  23. #123
    Date d'inscription
    juin 2011
    Localisation
    Manchester, UK
    Messages
    464

    Party management

    Elrond: there shall be nine walkers, for the nine riders.
    Aragorn: Nah. Effective group size is either six or twelve. We are not likely to be able to find three MORE suicidal morons, so let's lose three of the hobbits, as they are the least useful.

  24. #124
    Date d'inscription
    avril 2007
    Localisation
    Gallifrey. I need a Jelly Baby.
    Messages
    18 190
    Citation Envoyé par wachkussen Voir le message
    Elrond: there shall be nine walkers, for the nine riders.
    Aragorn: Nah. Effective group size is either six or twelve. We are not likely to be able to find three MORE suicidal morons, so let's lose three of the hobbits, as they are the least useful.

    Elrond:Especially that Gamgee character. And what the heck is a Gaffer?
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, totally worn out & proclaiming "WOW, what a ride!"
    Continuing the never ending battle to keep Lobelia Sackville-Baggins in check

  25. #125
    Date d'inscription
    novembre 2010
    Messages
    34
    <Saruman pours black powder into jar>

    Grima: How? How can fire undo stone? What kind of device-

    <Drops candle>

 

 
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