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    Issue 222 of the LOTRO Beacon is now available!



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    My Dwarven Alliance:

    Halfling Party Crashers

    Our Theme Song:

    Chip the glasses and crack the plates!

    Blunt the knives and bend the forks!

    That's what all the Hobbit's hate-

    Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

    Cut the cloth, tread on the fat!

    Pour the milk on the pantry floor!

    Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!

    Splash the wine on every door!

    Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;

    Pound them up with a thumping pole;

    And when you've finished, if any are whole,

    Send them down the hall to roll!

    That's what all the Hobbit's hate!

    So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

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    Meow.
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    Apparently to ruin the fun for an alliance of hobbits drinking in peace all over Middle Earth....

  5. #5
    I raised a band of dwarves to eat cheese and create chaos. It looks like we're fresh out of cheese.

  6. #6

    What did you forge an alliance of Dwarf clans to do?

    Reclaim Ered Luin from those filthy elves.

  7. #7

    What did you forge an alliance of Dwarf clans to do?

    What did you forge an alliance of Dwarf clans to do? Dig, Dig, and DIG DEEP! Dig deeper like they've never dug before for that mithril. MUAH HA HA HA HA!

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    The dwarves and I conspire to . . .

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    . . . drink the Shire dry!

  9. #9
    I did it to reclaim Gundabad and Moria! Baruk Khazad! Khazad I menu!

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    I did it to chip the glasses and cracked the plates because thats what Bilbo Baggins hates!

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    Having a large party of dwarves ensures that meat is always on the menu!

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    We delved too greedily and too deep to find mithril. We woke the nameless terror

  13. #13
    To find and reclaim all 7 of the dwarf rings. They're ours! All ours!

  14. #14
    We're going to organize the All Kingdoms Man-Tossing championship tournament.

  15. #15
    I forged an alliance to take claim all the fine drinks from the Hobbits.
    << Co-founder of The Firebrands of Caruja on Landroval >>
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    A big feast

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    Dorfs?

    I feed em all the trash fish I catch. They don't know the difference between plain ol Carp, and a finely grilled Trout.

    Brandy: Cupcakes of Doom.
    Landro: Trueheart Companions.

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    What did you forge an alliance of Dwarf clans to do?

    To participate in the first ever "Barrel Race on the Brandywine!" (Bring your own paddle.)
    "One thing drives out another." [Barliman Butterbur]

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    To conquer Middle-Earth! No, wait... that's not really Dwarvish... Oh, well

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    What did you forge an alliance of Dwarf clans to do?

    To dig up all the treasure before the Elves arrive!

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    Cool Durin has forged an alliance of the Dwarf clans to retake Gundabad. What did you forge an alliance of Dwarf cl

    Dwarf Clan Festival and Games. No Marathons, only short sprint races. Absolutely No Tossing!
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    Wink ...What did you forge an alliance of Dwarf clans to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
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    A party animals celebration for the inaugurations of the dwarfs newest invention: The Merry-go-round Event!

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    Durin has forged an alliance of the Dwarf clans to retake Gundabad. What did you forge an alliance of Dwarf clans to do?

    To "Get Lucky"?
    Ealendil of Doriath, composer and member of Lindamar, Vanimar, Laurelin

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    To retake Gundabad. May I confess I overheard Prince Durin speaking of something important, and tried to do it ahead of him?

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    To craft enough armor to outfit my army.

 

 
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