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    Would a Balrog snore, and if so, how loud would it be?
    He would not snore, he would belch. At 3632 degrees Fahrenheit.


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    Nope, cuz sleep is for the weak and balrogs are The Strong

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    Would a Balrog snore, and if so, how loud would it be?

    If a Ballrog snores and there's no one there to hear it, was it really snoring?

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    I believe the Balrog never sleeps

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    How loudly would a Balrog snore if a Balrog would snore?

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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    No, I don't think it would snore.

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    Something like that...



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    Would a Balrog snore, and if so, how loud would it be?

    I have to admit that I have not encountered a sleeping Balrog.

    I would imagine that if it was asleep and snoring, that it would be as loud as an erupting volcano!

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    Loud enough to make the air pressure so high to make the fools around it fly!

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    Cool Would a Balrog snore, and if so, how loud would it be?

    Deep. Like drums in the deep.
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    I think that Balrogs wouldn't snore. Otherwise there would be too many earthquakes during their long slumbers

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    Would a Balrog snore, and if so, how loud would it be?

    I cannot say one way or the other, I've never run across a Balrog, sleeping or not. I conjecture that if they did snore, it'd probably terrifyingly loud.

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    Wait, Balrogs snore now?.. Evil that never sleeps my ###!

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    Balrogs have huge nostrils. So if they do sleep (from time to time) and do snore, then it will not be as loud as a normal person. More delicate.

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    The snore of a Balrog would be as delicate and fragrant as the mere wisp of a Summer's breeze.... (or not!)

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    The Balrog does snore, we can hear the snore on the movie. That is because of one little secret : the Balrog isn't 'the evil that never sleeps', but the evil that is sleepwalking. Thus, when it goes after the Fellowship, it think s it is dreaming, chasing some critters probably, and we can hear it snore with every breathe. Also, that roar while Gandalf was on the flimsy rock bridge was him trying to clear his nostrils and throat of dried and burnt snot that accumulated there, all the dirt in his living space combined with it's flames don't make it easy to keep your airways clean...

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    A Balrog would snore, and the puffy wisps of sulfur and the muffled, almost purring sound, would give you warning he was nearby.

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    No way bro, It would snore louder than a gunshot right next to your ear.

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    if a balrog would snore, it would burn everything during it's sleep, so I guess balrogs don't snore

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    Is anyone here who already saw a balrog without diying ?

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    Like dynamite!

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    Post Would a Balrog snore, and if so, how loud would it be?

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    Yes they snore & very loud. There is 1 quest at Moria about it & was loud enough to call the attention of the closest explorers, enough to concern them & send me to take care of it. Grawulun the Caerog is found in the deepest part of the cave Buzun-ghâr [4.3S, 108.6W] in Durin's Way:
    Epic Volume II - Mines of Moria Chapter 5: Source of the Rot (instance)

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    Balrogs don't snore. If they did snore, the Dwarves of Moria would have found the Balrog much sooner from the vibrations and possibly earthquakes.

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    Yes, a Balrog would snore about as loudly as Draigoch.
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