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  1. #1
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    The LOTRO Beacon: Issue #126


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    What's so special about Farmer Maggot mushrooms?

    They are blue, purple and red
    Ealendil of Doriath, composer and member of Lindamar, Vanimar, Laurelin

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    What's so special about Farmer Maggot mushrooms?

    Nothing, are ONLY magical mushrooms...

    Sergio :-)
    Moved from Riddermark to Landroval on 2/10/1015!

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    It's not the mushrooms that are special, it's Farmer Maggot's secret blend of eleven herbs and spices.

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    What's so special about Farmer Maggot mushrooms?

    They are bred with a type of pipe-weed which makes you high, and you see different colours of mushrooms. You can become high from not just eating a mushroom, but inhaling the aroma that comes with this weed.

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    His refusal to sell to the evil EUSSR and his willingness to put us at the top of the list for a trade deal. Just two months to go (allegedly).

  7. #7
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    What's so special about Farmer Maggot mushrooms?

    They are delicious! There's no such thing as 'too many' of them.

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    They don’t contain maggots.
    “...and he lived happily ever after, to the end of his days”

  9. #9
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    What's so special about Farmer Maggot mushrooms?

    Can't beat the price!

    Signed,
    -sticky-fingered hobbits

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    The...um...shortcut.
    Yes, the shortcut.

  11. #11
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    Is it because Farmer Maggot uses a special canine-produced fertilizer...?

    Ewww.
    Pobo is Bad to the Bone. See why here!

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    What's so special about Farmer Maggot mushrooms?

    Come closer... A bit closer...
    *whispers* 'Petrified Goat Droppings fertilizer!..'

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    The psychedelic ecstasy that occurs after ingestion.

  14. #14
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    There is no explaining Farmer Maggot's shrooms. You either get em, or your don't.

    Brandy: Cupcakes of Doom.
    Landro: Trueheart Companions.

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    Because they're Maggoty Mushrooms, adds to the protein.

  16. #16
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    They are so pretty and psychedelic!
    Moved from Nimrodel to Arkenstone!
    Do unto others as you would have others do unto you! Pew-Pew-Pew!
    Officer - Seekers of The Silmarils - Arkenstone
    Now playing on Legendary Server, Ithil

  17. #17
    He stuffs a token (or two) in every single one!

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    Not sure, but I tried one (for science) and earth got mad at me and has broken all ties with me. I've tied myself to this tree so I won't fall into the sky and get swallowed by the sun.

  19. #19
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    It's the best mushrooms in Shire.

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    If you have to ask, you have never trip... I mean tried them.

  21. #21
    He watered some of them with Ent-draught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OliveYew View Post

    Thanks for reading! Don't forget to reply to this post for your chance to win 500, we will pick a winner next Thursday afternoon.


    What's so special about Farmer Maggot mushrooms?

    um papa, um papa, um papa, mao, mao, is a chant I say. All the females in Middle-Earth evolve to The Mistress of Dark. Its maddening.

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    It's all about those fantastic colours dude!
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    They are very tasty and it's an adventure to get them!

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    Special? One made me faint earlier! I'm beginning to think the Gaffer was right about those strange folk from the Marish.

    Speaking of inter-farthing distrust, was anyone else surprised to see Maggot actually set up a mushroom tent in Bywater? Did Peregrin and Samwise soften Ol' Maggot's stance on hobbits from those parts?
    Jimi Thornshield, Dwarf Guardian
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