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  1. #1
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    The LOTRO Beacon: Issue #121



    Don't forget to reply below to the weekly comment for your chance to win 500 LOTRO Points! We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Thursday, August 1st. Good luck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post


    Don't forget to reply below to the weekly comment for your chance to win 500 LOTRO Points! We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Thursday, August 1st. Good luck!
    If you eat too much lembas, you turn into an Elf. But I'm not talking a Lord of the Rings Elf. I'm talking Elf, as in Buddy the Elf.
    Saving Middle-Earth, one Hobbit at a time.

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    Thumbs up

    Am replying!

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    I'd be as fat, bloated, decomposing and as unloved as the EU.

  5. #5
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    What happens if you eat too much Lembas?

    Nothing, you can not eat too much lembas!

    Sergio :-)
    Moved from Riddermark to Landroval on 2/10/1015!

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    Weekly Question

    I don't think that's possible, for Hobbits...
    "...At least it tells us they understand our language; they're just not willing to speak to us in it. -Who knew they were French?"

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    What happens if you eat too much Lembas?

    You get a craving for bacon, some fried eggs, a few slices of tomato, som basil, a bit of that lovely sausage ...
    Zohal
    65 Warden - Leader of The Last Alliance - Anor
    Challenger of the Rift - Challenger of Helegrod

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    you win 500 LOTRO Points

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    Challenge accepted!

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    Finally, one I can't think of an answer to. Maybe I'm just too tired, so sleepy. Wait . . . did I eat too much Lembas?

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    What happens if you eat too much Lembas?

    Your stomach Lembursts...

  12. #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post


    Don't forget to reply below to the weekly comment for your chance to win 500 LOTRO Points! We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Thursday, August 1st. Good luck!
    If you eat too much lembas - and if you are a hobbit - you start the second breakfast.

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    What happens if you eat too much Lembas?

    You will be just the right amount of full....you can not eat too little or too much of Lembas.
    XanThorr the Well-Met
    "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"

    ~~Beeornfree 116 Beorning of Evernight~~Xanthorr-1 110 High Elf Hunter of Evernight
    ~~Beeornfree 98 Beorning of Gladden~~Xanaxier 105 Guardian of Gladden~~Xanthorr-1 104 Hunter of Gladden
    ~~Beeornfree 108 Beorning of Landroval
    ~~Beeornfree 60 Beorning of Arkenstone~~Xanthorr 35 High Elf Hunter of Arkenstone
    ~~Beeornfree 29 Beorning of Brandywine~~Xanthorr 30 High Elf Hunter of Brandywine
    ~~Beeornfree 29 Beorning of Crickhallow~~Xanthorr 37 High Elf Hunter of Crickhallow
    ~~Beeornfree 62 Beorning of Anor~~Xan 51 High Elf Hunter of Anor

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    Depends if it is gluten-free or not ...
    “...and he lived happily ever after, to the end of his days”

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    What happens if you eat too much Lembas?

    You can never have too much Lembas... can you?
    Ealendil of Doriath, composer and member of Lindamar, Vanimar

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    Too many Lembas? Is there such a thing?? (edit: high-5 Tui!)

    Maybe turn a light shade of green and your ears begin deforming to being slightly pointed...

    Brandy: Cupcakes of Doom.
    Landro: Trueheart Companions.

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    Then you can't move.

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    What happens if you eat too much Lembas?

    Diabeetus

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    What happens if you eat too much Lembas?

    The elves start calling you a lem-bast{censored}
    Immigrant from the City of Paragon. We are heroes. This is what we do.

    Founding member of Mornost Gwend of Gladden. "We shout a lot!"

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    You start to feel like your stomach just might explode if you eat toooo much, but it's just an illusion of the mind.

    Still. It would hurt quite a bit.

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    Blow up like Violet Beauregarde until they have to roll me away...

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    You release an entire week's, perhaps month's worth of gas. eugh...

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    What was in that stuff? It did NOT contain any food allergy warnings!
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    If you ate too much Lembas......

    You get a euphoric feeling of energy rush, but that comes with a bad fart because of the herb in its secret recipe.

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    One can't simply eat too much lembas!

 

 
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