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  1. #76

    What kind of food would you expect at a Beorning feast?

    I think my Beorning Cook would love to host such a feast! First, she would reserve a large area within one of the Mead Halls of Rohan. Then, with the help of her new Big Honey B. friend, she would serve-up platters of Honey-roasted Chicken with extra Black-BEAR-y Honey (don't worry, it's Tofurkey), Pots of Delicious Honey and Oats (porridge, for a coat that "glows with a subtle shine"), and plenty of Ultimate Honeybrew Beer or 'Shire-honey' Mead (in pints, of course). ...For dessert, what else? Beorn's famed Honey-cakes, with cream! And as an extra Treat, they would go home with Apple Goblins & some Ent-bark. (Certainly no Honey-bears, as we all know "these bear but the slightest resemblance.".)

    Although her Skin-changer friends will be gracious & thank her for the Treats, they will most likely gobble the Apples and then head out for some REAL Goblin Heads, to expend some energy after such a marvelous meal.
    “Some believe it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay; Small acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? Perhaps because I am afraid, and he gives me courage.” ~J.R.R. Tolkien

  2. #77
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    I heard they bake dwarves until they're golden brown then dip them in honey!
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  3. #78

    Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree.

    While I up, down, touch the ground
    I think of things to chew
    (Like honey, milk, and chocolate)
    With a hefty-happy appetite.

  4. #79
    Quote Originally Posted by OliveYew View Post

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    What kind of food would you expect at a Beorning feast?

    XL honey cakes!

  5. #80
    Smoked salmon, pickled vegetables, Honeycakes and mixed berry shortcake.

  6. #81
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    Just so I wouldn't say honey, maybe.., Winnie the Pooh?

    Edit: Ah, I misread the question, didn't see it was specifically asking about food
    But yes, I'd definitely expect honey.

  7. #82
    honey and cream

  8. #83
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    What would be served at a beornling feast?

    Vegan... but I am not sure how they would be cooked...

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    Catfish Whiskers Vindaloo Curry served with crispy prawn-head papadums

    Honey drizzled acorn pancakes with eagle egg quiche sliders

    Wash down with glasses of minced man meat

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    What kind of food would you expect at a Beorning feast?

    Mead. Oh, you mean food? Something made out of...mead.

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    What kind of food would you expect at a Beorning feast?

    Honey cakes, of course!
    "It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door. You step into the Road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to."
    Bilbo Baggins

  12. #87
    Crepes (thin french pancakes) with cream and honey, honey mead, cheese cakes of all kinds and fruit pies. Gosh I am hungry already

  13. #88

    Honey cakes

    Honey cakes and fruit. Spring water.

    Malene
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    Honey Cakes mostly. But there would be the occasional addition of peaches, strawberries, hobbit feet, elf ears, and Dwarf Beards
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    Valaraen Says: “Behold the Chinchillas! They ride to war!”

  15. #90
    Quote Originally Posted by OliveYew View Post

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    Honey-cakes of course. Mixed with several berries. And no meat!

  16. #91

    Pleasure

    hEY I WANT THAT LOTRO POINTS PLEASE

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    "What kind of food would you expect at a Beorning feast?" -- Honey cakes, sweet cream, and delectable vegetables.
    other favorite middle-earth games: The One Ring RPG by Cubicle 7; LotR: The Card Game by FFG; Hobbit/LotR Strategy Battle Game by GW

  18. #93

    hmmmmm

    I'd put my money on triangle sandwiches!

  19. #94
    They are a humble folk... so only



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    Quote Originally Posted by OliveYew View Post

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    I imagine being in beautiful mountain country, living off the land as the Beorning do, and eating fresh salmon caught off the river. It would be seasoned with mountain herbs foraged nearby, and cooked in the savory smoke of native wood.

  21. #96

    Cool For the Beorning Feast

    Quote Originally Posted by OliveYew View Post

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    Bear Burgers, Razorback ribs in a Honey Glaze and MEAD!!!!

    Ok, toss in a biscuit or two for sopping up the sauce.

    Yum!!

  22. #97
    Lots of honey and lots of berries. And for whatever reason I just got an image of Winnie the Pooh and Beorn chilling together at the feast, and I think that would be pretty funny.

  23. #98
    Quote Originally Posted by OliveYew View Post

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    Honey cake!!

  24. #99
    Honey everything! I hope I'm invited!

  25. #100
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    "What kind of food would you expect at a Beorning feast?"

    Well, this is not a difficult question, as they contacted me this morning with their order.
    1.000 pickles, to be harvested from my very own pickle ranch, here in Boristown.
    When Life Gives You Rotten Lemons, Your Lemonade Will Taste Horrible !

 

 
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