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  1. #1
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    Stuck Inside Of Fornost With The Breeland Blues Again

    The last work of JRR Zimmerman
    (forbearance is begged of Laureate Dylan)

    Oh, Radagast he plants turtles
    Whether real or mock
    I'd ask him what's the reason
    But then he'd just sniff a sock
    And his critters treat me kindly
    And keep me stocked with grape
    Down in the corners of my fea
    At the doors, I'm doomed to gape
    Oh, Eru, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Fornost with the
    Breeland blues again

    Well, Tolkien, he's in a galley
    Wearing fish on his lapels
    Speaking to some Welsh girl
    Who doesn't mind the smell
    And I could write a letter
    To ask her 'bout the stalk
    But Jack is on vacation
    And the Entstalk has been locked
    Oh, Eru, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Fornost with the
    Breeland blues again

    Luthien tried to tell me
    To avoid the tainted kine
    She told me all of Mairon's friends
    Would just clutter up my mind
    An' I said, “Oh no, you can't mean that
    You see they've covered every bet
    An' showered me with diamonds
    An' drown me in claret”
    Oh, Eru, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Fornost with the
    Breeland blues again

    Feanor died last week
    With Mandos now he rocks
    But everybody staunchly says that
    He mopes inside a box
    But me, I didn't trust him
    I knew he had a jones
    When he built a fire in all those souls
    And left a pile of bones
    Oh, Eru, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Fornost with the
    Breeland blues again

    Now old Manwe came down here
    Predicting rise of sun
    Handing out free tickets
    And promising much fun
    An' me, I nearly bought one
    An' wouldn't it be my fate
    To get caught with a receipt
    As I was jogging through the gate
    Oh, Eru, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Fornost with the
    Breeland blues again

    Now Bombadil looked so baffled
    When I asked him why he dressed
    With yellow boots upon his feet
    Blue linen on his chest
    But he laughed at me as I stared at him
    Then I shouted and said, “You know the Ring won't hide
    You or your dimension
    Or one small point of pride”
    Oh, Eru, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Fornost with the
    Breeland blues again

    Now the elf lord gave me two cures
    Then he said, “It's no sin”
    The one was orcish liqueur
    The other just athelas gin
    An' like a fool I mixed them
    A chill went up my spine
    Now the hole in my chest gets uglier
    Learn to avoid Luthien's kine
    Oh, Eru, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Fornost with the
    Breeland blues again

    When Yavanna says come see her
    As she sings the creation tune
    I used to watch her dance for free
    Before there was a moon
    And now I say “Tell me how
    I can somehow achieve detente"
    An' she says, “Detente is what you need"
    Then she walked off nonchalant
    Oh, Eru, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Fornost with the
    Breeland blues again

    Now the diamond bricks of Valmar
    Where Ainur soar and climb
    They all sing so perfectly
    It all seems so well timed
    An’ here I sit so patiently
    Waiting to find out what price
    You have to pay to get out of
    Going through all these things twice
    Oh, Eru, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Fornost with the
    Breeland blues again
    ............................ missed a putt.........................At a Dead & Co. show on a Mexican beach............ another Dead & Co. show at the same beach a year later
    ......................................................
    The real Boraxxe... wearing his "Get off my lawn!" face and his "I smoked my lawn" face, and yes, that's a banana, no, I'm not happy to see you.
    If it's not dangerous, it's not fun!
    Golfing Hobby yes....Golfing Hobby yes

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    As I read this, i could hear the music!!! It was interesting, & quite amusing!! Did you write this? If so, well done!!! Kinda blue-sy..LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittykatt View Post
    As I read this, i could hear the music!!! It was interesting, & quite amusing!! Did you write this? If so, well done!!! Kinda blue-sy..LOL
    Not sure I could say I "wrote" it...I twisted up Bob's words and used his framework to stuff in some Tolkien fragments. Glad you liked it.
    ............................ missed a putt.........................At a Dead & Co. show on a Mexican beach............ another Dead & Co. show at the same beach a year later
    ......................................................
    The real Boraxxe... wearing his "Get off my lawn!" face and his "I smoked my lawn" face, and yes, that's a banana, no, I'm not happy to see you.
    If it's not dangerous, it's not fun!
    Golfing Hobby yes....Golfing Hobby yes

 

 

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