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  1. #51

    easy read

    Nice and easy read.

  2. #52
    Sweet, thanks for the solvent!

  3. #53
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
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    Iowa
    Posts
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    Why is there no bank in Eregion?
    Because they're Dun-lending!

  4. #54

    Thumbs up Me, me, me

    Please pretty please, send them this way

  5. #55
    Count me in .

  6. #56
    Moi!

  7. #57
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
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    Posts
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    Tell us the lamest LOTRO-related "Dad joke" you can think of.

    You won't see dwarves above ground very often. They're pretty shy toward strangers. Won't see hobbits much, either. They're even Shire.

  8. #58
    Join Date
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    Lame LOTRO Dad joke?

    That's a tough one...and painful. As in, I just finished helping move my Dad and Mom's piano along with their other furniture to their new house....and now I'm half lame, and glad to play LOTRO.
    No, seriously, I really did help move a piano. Had to drive three hours to pick up the right moving dolly on such short notice.

  9. #59
    Super hyped for Yulefest!

  10. #60
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Central Victoria, Australia
    Posts
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    2 Lamest LOTRO Dad jokes

    Fellow leader to new to Moria fellow member: One word of advice. Never trust The Grand Stairs
    Newbie: why not?
    Fellow leader: Because they are always up to something...
    Fellow 2 ...and they'll let you down half the time, too.
    --------------------------------------------------------

    Hobbit Burglar entered the Frostbluff theatre....and stole the spotlight...
    Then an unimpressed audience member threw rotten fruit at him because his performance was amateur....
    When asked the reason, the audience member said, 'A professional burglar would have stolen the show!"

    And the minstrel sang to them……”and they passed in thought out to regions where pain and delight flow together and tears are the very wine of blessedness.”

  11. #61
    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post


    Thank you for reading the LOTRO Beacon! Don't forget to reply below to the Weekly Comment for your chance to win 500 LOTRO Points. We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Thursday, November 16th. Good luck!
    ok nice

  12. #62
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
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    Posts
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    I'm up for 500 credits

  13. #63
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    Sep 2008
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    Posts
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    Hello World!
    Most people know me as Eth no matter which one of the following I'm on:

    Ethellaf(hnt), Aldash(mini), Balcome(champ), Gundred(grd), Larsia(ward), Ordden(capt), Othkyn(beor), Talphor(burg), Waril(rk), Wilhame(lm) along with many many Vault Alts.

    http://rangerswest.guildlaunch.com/

  14. #64
    Universal Solvent... cool... what's it used for?


  15. #65

    500 and a Universal Solvent....SWEET

    Feels like the good old days.

  16. #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post


    Thank you for reading the LOTRO Beacon! Don't forget to reply below to the Weekly Comment for your chance to win 500 LOTRO Points. We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Thursday, November 16th. Good luck!
    Thanks for the chance to win! :-) Thanks for all the hard work on the game I love too.
    'I'm a hunter, I have all the defensive capability of a wet dishrag' - Lothhil

  17. #67
    An orc and an elf are having lunch. The elf offers the orc tea, and the orc says "nah, every time i drink tea, my eye starts to hurt".
    The elf stares at the orc and asks, "Have you tried taking the spoon out?"

  18. #68
    Quote Originally Posted by Phindecano View Post
    Dad joke? LOTRO becomes LOLTRO once you join the world chat!
    Best dad joke ever ! LOLTRO

  19. #69
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
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    Boston, Massachusetts, USA, Earth
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    Will's Pitchfork and Burning Torch Emporium: Usually not too busy, but occasionally we get mobbed.

  20. #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlainteMhath View Post
    An orc and an elf are having lunch. The elf offers the orc tea, and the orc says "nah, every time i drink tea, my eye starts to hurt".
    The elf stares at the orc and asks, "Have you tried taking the spoon out?"
    So, the Elf is spooning the Orc? Cold night in ME indeed!
    Whatever look you were going for...you missed!

  21. #71

    Weekly Question 34

    A man, a wizard, and an elf walk into a bar - the dwarf passed safely under it.
    "...At least it tells us they understand our language; they're just not willing to speak to us in it. -Who knew they were French?"

  22. #72

    Joke and free stuff

    Why are there fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in.

    500 LP please!

  23. #73
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    I look forward to seeing the new Beacon each week, so this drawing makes it that much better. Good luck to all. Long live the refugees from the old E!
    .

    Dedicated to the Acquisition, Training, and Breeding of all manner of Goats...

  24. #74

    Red face The Beacon

    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post


    Thank you for reading the LOTRO Beacon! Don't forget to reply below to the Weekly Comment for your chance to win 500 LOTRO Points. We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Thursday, November 16th. Good luck!
    Thank you for this weekly newsletter.

    I appreciate how it promotes camaraderie among players, among kins, and among the Middle-Earth Community.

    As The Wardens of Arda prepare to celebrate our Second Anniversary (mid-December) upon this server, we invite all who walk this Middle-Earth to celebrate together with thankfulness as well as mirth each other, this game, and this season.

    Cheers,

    Redkeggin, Baraz-Ai-Laguz,
    Officer

  25. #75
    is this where I get my 500 loot

 

 
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