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    The LOTRO Beacon: Issue #22



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    What is the equivalent of pizza in Middle-earth?

    I would assume you could easily jazz up a piece of lembas ... add some sauce, some cheese, etc.
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    A hobbit hiding under his cloak of invisibility trampled by a horde of marching orcs.

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    A run speed bonus coupon? Shouldn't we be walking right now? :-)

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    What is the equivalent of pizza in Middle-earth?

    Elf-ear, extra-large hand-tossed.

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    What is the equivalent of pizza in Middle-earth?

    Lembas bread with some Shire taters on it and some of Sam's Shire Spice mix on it.
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    What is the equivalent of (cheep) pizza in Middle-earth?

    Dale-men's Cram ... yum!

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    What is the equivalent of pizza in Middle-earth?

    Why Dale-Men's Crams, of course!!!
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    Weekly Question

    First, you take some standard waybread (lembas, if you're feeling particularly artisan), then you add crushed tomatoes made into a paste/sauce, add your favorite cheese, then top it off with nice, crispy bacon. Bake it in an oven until all the cheese is nice and melted. No one in Middle-earth remembers the official name of the dish, but everyone just calls it " 'Zah".
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    Hubble, Bubble, toil and trouble.....

    Take a perfect pie.
    Toss the pie filling away.
    Throw some ham, pineapple, whatever you can find, in
    Add about 30 of Gandalf's fireworks....

    Job's a good 'un.

    You wont even need to change the icon, much.

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    What is the equivalent of pizza in Middle-earth?

    Dale-mans Crams, dip them in tomato sauce!
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    What is the equivalent of pizza in Middle-earth?

    How about Calembel tomato pie topped with cheese? A favorite comestible throughout the Belfalas region!
    Of course, in Pelargir and western Harondor you can get a dish consisting of flatbread topped with olives and anchovies; but most connoisseurs consider the Calembel version to be the "historically accurate" and "superior" dish.

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    What is the equivalent of pizza in Middle-earth?

    Hornblower's Pie with mushrooms and cheese.

    ...none of those quest pies were in fact spoiled. They have been confiscated under that excuse by the pie-seizing authority, hoarded, and devoured.
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    What is the equivalent of pizza in Middle-earth?
    A spiced up slice of Lembas of course!

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    What is the equivalent of pizza in Middle-earth?

    Dale-men's Crams

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    What is the equivalent of pizza in Middle-earth?

    Coney pie, precious! Savory, portable and delicious.

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    "What is the equivalent of pizza in Middle-earth?"

    The fellowship of course! A nice crusty old wizard with a lot of flavourful friends!
    ;) “There are hundreds of paths up the mountain, all leading to the same place, so it doesn’t matter which path you take. The only person wasting time is the one who runs around the mountain, telling everyone that his or her path is wrong.” ~ Hindu Proverb

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    What is the equivalent of pizza in Middle-earth?
    Lembas with cheese

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    Hobbit Feet Pie

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    Pan-seared Potatoes and Lamb

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    Dale-Man's Crams

    Omnipresent, filling, unvalued,, and decent even when of lesser quality.

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    Weekly Coupon

    How will we find out the new coupon if there is no Beacon?

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    What is the equivalent of pizza in Middle Earth?

    Traveling Rations with a good coating of Neekerbreeker Ichor and hobbit toe cheese.

 

 

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