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  1. #51
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    What is the final line in the Tale of the Chicken vs. Mount Doom?

    "Well, I'm bawk," he bawked.

  2. #52
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    As the mountain swallowed the gangly wretch and his ring, a single tear rolled down his beak and he whispered, "Rest well, Mr. Coney. You have been avenged."
    My HiPS don't LiE but I do
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  3. #53
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    And that, my dear Frodo, is how Mordorian Fried Chicken came to be.
    Tolella Hlothran ~ Minstrel ~ 115
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    Officer ~ Phoenix Rising

  4. #54
    "And just like that, the intrepid chicken became the savage new lord of Mount Doom."

  5. #55
    What is the final line in the Tale of the Chicken vs. Mount Doom?


    What the *Squawk* do you mean? -- There is no Port back? You mean I have to run all the way back to the Shire?

  6. #56
    What is the final line in the Tale of the Chicken vs. Mount Doom?

    One does not simply bawk into Mordor.

  7. #57
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    "And now Mount Doom walks in the Halls of Mandos, waiting to being reinbodied as an anthill".
    Theodwaldric (Minstrel, Man) | Eohelmric (Lore-Master, Man) | Tinnuvegil (Captain, Man) | Einsdir (Guardian, Dwarf) | Drakhorin (Rune-Keeper, Dwarf) | Thrordrim (Champion, Dwarf) | Mylthir (Warden, Elf) | Daelain (Hunter, Elf) | Rogro (Burglar, Hobbit) | Fornbeorn (Beorning, Beorning)

  8. #58
    And Gollum might have saved himself, if his fingers hadn't been so greasy.

  9. #59
    Gollum probably tastes like chicken.
    Inter faex et urina nascitur sumus

  10. #60
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    "Regular, or extra crispy?" asked Sam.
    "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." --J.R.R. Tolkien (Gandalf, Fellowship of the Ring)

  11. #61
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    Bawk BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKK!
    I hear the jury's still out on science...

  12. #62
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    Jeronimooooooooooooooo (as leaping into the lava after Gollum and the One Ring)

  13. #63
    Bok bok... BAWK...

  14. #64

    What is the final line in the Tale of the Chicken vs. Mount Doom?

    I brought a mayonnaise with me .

  15. #65
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    The chicken pulled its foot out of a cooled but not-quite-solid pool of lava, with the glint of a tiny band of gold visible around its leg before the creature blinked out of sight, while the sound of its blood-curdling, triumphant "BWWWAAAAAAAAAK!" echoed off the nearby hills.
    Last edited by ShireDweller; Jul 29 2017 at 11:21 AM.
    “All that is gold does not glitter,
    Not all those who wander are lost;
    The old that is strong does not wither,
    Deep roots are not reached by the frost."

  16. #66
    ''And that, my children, is how Mordor Fried Chicken was first made.''

  17. #67
    At her last moment she knew one thing. She loved the Big Lava!

  18. #68
    These are not the final lines, but only points out the way they entered Mordoor.

    The Fellowship of the Chicken passed through Morder, not by way of the Black Gate or Minas Morgul, nor by the Towers of the Eyes and the Teeth. They did not even go by way of Shelob's Lair. In South Ithilien, there was another pass through the mountains, a hidden one known as the Tower of the Chicken or Tower of the Beak. It was by this path did they go across the mountain range.

  19. #69
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    I'm so glad we cooked it here, but what is that spice? It tastes.........precious!
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  20. #70
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    What is the final line in the Tale of the Chicken vs. Mount Doom?


    ... And thus began the Chicken Age of Middle Earth.

  21. #71
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    And so it was that, in one master stroke, unforeseen even by the Wise, culminating a great and terrible plan that had spanned many lives and scores of years: the Grey Squirrels at long last triumphed, and became the undisputed Masters of all Middle-earth.

  22. #72
    Silver and gold.

  23. #73
    I love the coupon codes - MORSTRUDY - lol

  24. #74
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    Apr 2012
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    I did not come here to BE DINNER!

  25. #75
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    Giveaway

    I hope to win the TP for Great River QP
    Dark hearts don't break,they bruise!

 

 
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