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    Question What is the final line in the Tale of the Chicken vs. Mount Doom?

    . . .

    ... And Sauron laughed: "Winner winner chicken dinner fidget spinner!"

    Last edited by MacApple; Jul 27 2017 at 02:49 PM.

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    What is the final line in the Tale of the Chicken vs. Mount Doom?

    Looks like blackened chicken for dinner, boys!
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    What is the final line in the Tale of the Chicken vs. Mount Doom?

    Do you want fries with that ??

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    Bok Bok Bok BAWK!!!!!

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    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the journey to Mount Doom has to start somewhere...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starliteyes View Post
    Bok Bok Bok BAWK!!!!!
    You beat me to it. Congrats on winning!

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    chicken

    Quote Originally Posted by MacApple View Post
    . . .

    ... And Sauron laughed: "Winner winner chicken dinner fidget spinner!"

    where's the barbecue sauce

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    Eggsfoliated eggshaustively in eggsogenic eggsruption

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    Alright, who was supposed to bring the barbecue sauce?
    CAANJAAL - Like Visa and Savoir Faire, he's everywhere!!!
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    mmmm...crunchy.
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    Gulz posting on the wrong account.

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    Come try Colonel Sauron's secret blend of herbs and spices

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    What is the final line in the Tale of the Chicken vs. Mount Doom?

    "... Squaawwwk!"

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    What is the final line in the Tale of the Chicken vs. Mount Doom?

    The chicken got a bit overcooked

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    The End. Obviously.

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    What is the final line in the Tale of the Chicken versus Mount Doom?

    After dodging all of the destruction, the Chicken lived happily ever after.
    "No sadder words of tongue or pen are the words: 'Might have been'." -- John Greenleaf Whittier
    "Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda
    On planet Earth, there is a try.
    Indeed, in a world and life full of change, the only constant is human nature (A is A, after all :P).
    We old vets need to keep in mind those who come after us.

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    ummm ... hmmm not sure what to say but everything with bacon is better

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    What is the final line in the Tale of the Chicken vs. Mount Doom?

    And the chicken looked up at Sauron with fury in his beady eyes and said, "Not today, mother clucker!"
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    What is the final line in the Tale of the Chicken vs. Mount Doom?
    ...and that is the true reason that Sauron never dared take up another body within Middle Earth.

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    What is the final line in the Tale of the Chicken vs. Mount Doom?

    Sauran mumbled, "finger lickin good!"
    XanThorr the Well-Met
    "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"

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    "Don't you know that eggs are poison?"

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    the chicken feather get burn, soon it will be good dinner for some maggot orc

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    Weekly Question 20

    Suddenly, an old army officer, named "Sanders", stumbled past the roasted chicken and instantly knew what his mission in life was.
    "...At least it tells us they understand our language; they're just not willing to speak to us in it. -Who knew they were French?"

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    What is the final line in the Tale of the Chicken vs. Mount Doom?

    If only farmer Sandson would have given rewards for it all...

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    What is the final line in the Tale of the Chicken vs. Mount Doom?
    And everyone at the table ate heaping plates of nicely charred barbecue chicken.

 

 
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