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  1. #1
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    The LOTRO Beacon Issue #4



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  2. #2
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your potatoes

  3. #3
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    Jul 2011
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    Ered Luin
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    One does not simply walk into Mordor..

    "No worries, I'll ask a taxi hunter to port me there"
    My Lotro blog :)

  4. #4
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    Jun 2011
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    Grothum
    Posts
    237
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your pet Gollum.
    Spiders in V1 Pre-B13: 8-legged menace. B13: 8-legged bait. B14: 8-legged trap... no more! B15/MoM: 8-legged *splat!*
    Spiders in V2
    B7: We cope. B8: FotM? B9: 8-legged menace.
    Spiders in V3
    B3: Mourning for my hatchlings.

  5. #5
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your own High Elf Captain and appropriate Elven Herald.

    Cheers

  6. #6
    One does not walk into Mordor without the One Ring

  7. #7
    One does not simply walk into Mordor... One checks Google maps first...

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Michigan, USA
    Posts
    375
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your recently sharpened weapon.
    If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
    -George Burns

    Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world, there's someone pulling a door that says "PUSH"

  9. #9
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your personal Warden.

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Apr 2015
    Posts
    531
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without picking all the North Ithilien flowers, crafting more than 45 Ithilien-tempered essences and grinding all the gold gear frist.

  11. #11
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without eating a proper breakfast first.

  12. #12

    The quote that never stops giving

    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your entire team on health insurance. Everyone covered!

    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your water bottle full. Hydration, hydration, hydration!

    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your coat. Where in Eregion did you last have it?

    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your first breakfast, and second breakfast. An apple? Really???

    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your hobbit. Everyone else is support; the hobbits are the stars.

    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your Gandalf. Do I need to explain it again?

    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your Riding skill, and several great looking mounts. And a goat.

  13. #13
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your [Prized Pie], of course

  14. #14
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your good boots on, unless you're a hobbit.

  15. #15

    Smile Beacon #4

    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your trusty fellowship!!

  16. #16
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your towel.

  17. #17
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without a bit of rope.

  18. #18
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Posts
    2,312
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your lag.
    Chromite/Grumbletocks/Grumbletunes/Schrade on Landroval, Chromite on Arkenstone, Appendage on Brandywine

  19. #19
    Join Date
    Jan 2017
    Location
    The City of Light
    Posts
    421
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without getting rekt at the gate first by scripted defeat.

  20. #20
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Quebec
    Posts
    85
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your walking aid.
    From Quebec with love

  21. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by TheLightOfTheFreePeoples View Post
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your potatoes
    Boil 'em
    Mash 'em
    Stick 'em in a stew...
    105s: Aedfrith (HN), Aldnoth (CP), Brai (RK), Hrolfdan (MN), Aeldfryd (WD), Morriarty (CH), Aednoth (LM), Mishhar (BR), Hraldan (GR), Rummbold (BG). Tinies - Rumbelina (MN), Aenghus (CP)
    Rangers of Eriador (officer), ex-Snowbourn now Laurelin - A Noob for All Seasons

  22. #22
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without a proper healer, tank, cc and dps in your group!

  23. #23
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Posts
    69
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your awesome Elvish band!

    ...wait, am I on the right question?

  24. #24
    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your pants.
    “The world is indeed full of peril and in it there are many dark places.”
    ? J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

  25. #25

    Thumbs up

    One does not simply walk into Mordor without your clean tighty whiteys.

 

 
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