This is the story of a small-town RK, no formal education, no family, just him versus the world. It was just last Thursday when the young Smellslike entered the Ettenmoors, a virtually unknown freep. Later that day, he would farm big name creeps like Krahjarnfellarrow, who is coincidentally the only big name creep worth mentioning. By Friday, Smellslike was already r5. On Friday, he solo healed an entire fraid and got r6. On Saturday, same situation, r7. Sunday, you know the deal, r8. By Monday, Smellslike had achieved r9. So here's to you, Smellslike. Let it be known that you are the best RK ever to grace the game.
Even as I speak, Smellslike has achieved r10. Coldfellz has nothing on this guy.
Nah jk guys, this is a farce. Everyone knows Trytton is best RK on server.