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    Megaband advertising for poledancer

    The megaband BBB is currently seeking applicants for the position of poledancer.

    The successful applicant will be a human female (aged 18-25) or an elf female (aged 360-1300), with prior experience in the entertainment sector or other client-based industries. On-the-job training in poledancing will be provided. Knowledge of Gondorian customs, and a willingness to expand your personal horizons, will be advantageous. Remuneration is based on a negotiable retainer plus commission and tips.

    Applications must be sent to Aeghilmina (c/o Madame Celestine's Educational Establishment for Young Ladies, Bree), and must include a full cv, a certificate of good health from a reputable medical practitioner, pictures, and a 30 gold handling fee.

    BBB is an equal opportunity employer, and makes no distinction on the basis of race, ethnicity, gender, age or sexual orientation.


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    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    "...elf female (aged 360-1300)..."


    Thank you for the best laugh I've had all day. The whole post is wonderful!

    #6 Chestnut Street, Rosswold, Bree-land Homestead
    Come visit!



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