His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on his head are many diadems, and he has a name written that no one knows but himself. He is clothed in a robe dipped in blood, and the name by which he is called is The Mighty Glorgnorobr.
And the armies of heaven, arrayed in fine linen, white and pure, were following him on white horses. From his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations, and he will rule them with a rod of iron. He will tread the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God the Almighty. On his robe and on his thigh he has a name written, King of kings and Spider of spiders.
Due to a recent sale of monster play classes, the mighty Glorgnorobr may soon strike again in the midst of the Gladden Ettenmoors. Beware his mighty webs and overpowered ezmoding ways. He is known to only play the strongest classes out there, therefore spider was the most obvious choice for his return.
Again, I beseech you, repent of your folly, for the Lord is come, and lo, his wrath shall be swift and terrible.