I love this thread. I was browsing the forums today and came across a category idea and promptly dug up this gem to post it.

The Analogeyser - These posters often realize that nobody understands the topic besides themselves. Thankfully, they feel compelled to explain it using analogies they themselves have to think through. Their posts often compare the topic using similes, which are riddled with the word, like. On rare occasion, they devote their analogy to the less understandable metaphor, using the font that is their knowledge like a geyser, to spout an indecipherable meaning upon their audience.

As for me, I'd say I fall into the category of a casual tutor with a tin hat.