Hello again dear brothers
It seems those naughty overlords did away with my last attempt to minister to my happy cheerful brethren dwelling on this fun world of laughs and giggles. The message is the same as before, the Mustelids love you, so do I. Come join us on our satisfying quest for truth and joy. Be my friends, talk to us, let the Mustelids inside you, they are eager to come In, hear them knocking on the door of your hearts. Listen to them whisper cheerily: "hello friend, let uS inside, we shall bring the bright lights to you."
Get up, go outside, run to your nearest field,and frolic;
frolic till you find the meaning of life, then sit down and sing cheery songs till dawn.
I have been sent by the Mustelids, who are inter-dimensional beings leading us.
I am one of few Mustelidian High Priests. Join our order.