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  1. #1
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    The Esgaroth Three's new Music Video

    Who the 'ell is Tauriel?

    --Comical music video--


  2. #2
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    Thanks for sharing. It was the most enjoyable thing I found online during today's downtime, and when server is back up, I'll be able to share it with some friends
    Silverlode lvl100 raiding characters: Glaistig Skop | lvl100 solo and small group characters: Bede, Elentir, & Wibba

    Moochinbras - former expert treasure-hunter of Silverlode, now enjoying retirement on Landroval

  3. #3

    Thumbs up Lyrics

    A friend of mine was having a bit of a time getting through the accent, and as Google didn't turn up lyrics and this is too awesome to miss anything, I volunteered to transcribe. Only one word in the fourth verse eluded me. Feel free to offer suggestions/corrections!

    Who the bloody ‘ell is Tauriel
    I don’t believe I’ve heard of her before
    I’ve prided myself on knowing each and every elf
    But suddenly it seems there’s one more

    She ran out of the wood, oh so magical and mirksome
    It really is no good, in fact it’s rather irksome
    Who the bloody ‘ell is Tauriel
    I don’t believe I’ve heard of her before

    Who the bloody ‘ell is Tauriel
    I don’t believe I’ve heard of her before

    Hold on, what the ###? That looks like Legolas
    I’m pretty sure he’s in the wrong book
    He should be in in that thing, the one about the ring
    Bear with me, I’ll go take another look

    Some (??Clinderclogs??) just claimed he’s in this one as well
    But isn’t named, but as excuses go that’s poor
    And who the bloody ‘ell is Tauriel
    I don’t believe I’ve heard of her before

    There and back again, without an handkerchief
    Orcs and spiders, elves and men, hills with dragons underneath

    Some fellow with a sled, with bird #### on his head
    Just sipping on an hedgehog, I’m confused
    Okay, let’s cut the ####, he is a wizard chap
    But wasn’t he invented, then not used?

    He’s racing orcs and wargs and frankly getting in the way
    I really wish someone would shoot his bloody ### and crash his bloody sleigh
    We’ve got a wizard, do we really need one more?
    And who the ‘ell is Tauriel, not heard of her before!

    Who the bloody ‘ell is Tauriel
    I don’t believe I’ve heard of her before

    They’re taking the hobbit to Erebor! (x4)

    Oooh! Lake-town, very nice! All fish and snow and ice
    But all this talk of treasure takes an age
    And Gondolin forbid - Bard’s got a mouthy kid
    I’m sure that this is more than just one page

    He’s nailed the author’s vision of the Lake-town’s oily boss
    But who’s that bloody sidekick Alfred? Now I’m getting cross
    He looks a bit like Grima Wormtongue, but I’m not quite sure
    And who the ‘ell is Tauriel, not heard of her before

    Who the bloody ‘ell is Tauriel
    I don’t believe I’ve heard of her before

    How come Gandalf the Grey has lots of plot to play
    When by the book I thought he’d disappear
    The Necromancer’s back, he scrapped in through a crack
    From one of the Appendices I fear

    I’m disappointed with the wargs because they never talk
    And oh don’t get me started on that bloody great white orc!
    You’ve given him two trilogies, don’t give him any more
    And who the bloody ‘ell is Tauriel
    I don’t believe I’ve heard of her before

    (Mixup)
    They’re taking the hobbit to Erebor!
    Without an handkerchief
    Orcs and spiders, elves and men, hills with dragons underneath!

    Who the bloody ‘ell is Tauriel
    I don’t believe I’ve heard of her before!

 

 

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