Wrote this a while back, forgot about it, and then remembered it and thought to share it here. It's just a simple little lyrics rewrite of the 12 days of Christmas, pulling from both the game and the books. Enjoy.

The 12 Days of Yuletide


On the first day of yuletide, my kinsmen sent to me
One ring to rule them all

On the second day of yuletide, my kinsmen sent to me
Two wooden chests
and One ring to rule them all

On the third day of yuletide, my kinsmen sent to me
Three elf stones
Two wooden chests
and One ring to rule them all

On the fourth day of yuletide, my kinsmen sent to me
Four lembas loaves
Three elf stones
Two wooden chests
and One ring to rule them all

On the fifth day of yuletide, my kinsmen sent to me
Five kegs of ale
Four lembas loaves
Three elf stones
Two wooden chests
and One ring to rule them all

On the sixth day of yuletide, my kinsmen sent to me
Six wargs a-biting
Five kegs of ale
Four lembas loaves
Three elf stones
Two wooden chests
and One ring to rule them all

On the seventh day of yuletide, my kinsmen sent to me
Seven wights a-wailing
Six wargs a-biting
Five kegs of ale
Four lembas loaves
Three elf stones
Two wooden chests
and One ring to rule them all

On the eighth day of yuletide, my kinsmen sent to me
Eight goblins fighting
Seven wights a-wailing
Six wargs a-biting
Five kegs of ale
Four lembas loaves
Three elf stones
Two wooden chests
and One ring to rule them all

On the ninth day of yuletide, my kinsmen sent to me
Nine Nazg?l chasing
Eight goblins fighting
Seven wights a-wailing
Six wargs a-biting
Five kegs of ale
Four lembas loaves
Three elf stones
Two wooden chests
and One ring to rule them all

On the tenth day of yuletide, my kinsmen sent to me
Ten people questing
Nine Nazg?l chasing
Eight goblins fighting
Seven wights a-wailing
Six wargs a-biting
Five kegs of ale
Four lembas loaves
Three elf stones
Two wooden chests
and One ring to rule them all

On the eleventh day of yuletide, my kinsmen sent to me
Eleven minstrels healing
Ten people questing
Nine Nazg?l chasing
Eight goblins fighting
Seven wights a-wailing
Six wargs a-biting
Five kegs of ale
Four lembas loaves
Three elf stones
Two wooden chests
and One ring to rule them all

On the twelfth day of yuletide, my kinsmen sent to me
Twelve rangers running
Eleven minstrels healing
Ten people questing
Nine Nazg?l chasing
Eight goblins fighting
Seven wights a-wailing
Six wargs a-biting
Five kegs of ale
Four lembas loaves
Three elf stones
Two wooden chests
and One ring to rule them all