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  1. #1

    Dark Impulse is Recruiting

    YOU NEED A GUILD? WELL WE HAVE AN UKRUSH OR WE DID BEFORE HE WAS BANNED ANYWAY.

    Dark Impulse Requirements:
    Rank 12+
    Must not suck
    Can't have friends.
    Must be able to troll, take insults, and joke around.
    Must have an Iphone to join l33t group chat.
    No Brazilians.(unless Thodhrin or have hot female relative)
    Must not suck.
    Must download Teamspeak.
    Must be over 12 years of age.
    JUST DO IT
    Still can't suck.
    Must worship homemade shrine of Ukrush every night before bed.
    Women are instantly accepted.
    Family is instantly accepted.

    ---------------------------------------------
    Dark Impulse of Meneldor is good. Better than any of the trash that joined after the original members xferred to Brandy....Yeah.
    If you aren't in Dark Impulse, you're bad. Our dream is to help In Breeds see the outside of Gramsfoot and march all the way to GV. None of our members suck and if you join you can't stuck either(see requirements).
    There was a loophole a couple years back that let some bads in, but we've cleaned up the issue and removes the baddies.



    Send me an a private message on the forums or PM Sumadream, Vollstagg, or Geventh in game.
    Thanks!
    Last edited by Starkorm; Jul 07 2015 at 09:28 PM.
    Arkenstone| Officer of Faded | Altria
    Arkenstone | Leader of Dark Impulse | Telcely
    Original Challenger of Gothmog


  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Starkorm View Post
    Dark Impulse Requirements:
    Rank 12+
    Must not suck
    Do you mean to imply that there's a correlation between the two?
    Heya! My name is Bruce; I've been playing since right before Helm's Deep came out. Hope to keep playing for many ages to come!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Aug 2013
    Location
    Lothlorien
    Posts
    664
    Quote Originally Posted by Starkorm View Post


    JUST DO IT

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU
    Rimenuir r7 | Fadhroreth| Daechamnir | Beornemgarth | Rimenswords | Rimensneak | Rimenoath | Rimenseer | Smicho | Rimensmash | Rimentank |Fidough r9 | Lumfratur r7 | Lumhealz r6 | Lumwebs | Lumleads | Lumreaver r5 | Council of Nine: Leader
    Arkenstone Server, Originally from Meneldor '11

  4. #4
    Do you even Bowlash?
    Kilganon R11 Champion/Galmielwing-r12 Warg/ Tacky R11 Mini(Retired/Defeated by grind)

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Warg View Post
    Do you mean to imply that there's a correlation between the two?
    No.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rimenuir View Post
    Yes.
    Quote Originally Posted by TackyFailz View Post
    Do you even Bowlash?
    I wish.
    Quote Originally Posted by Grego28 View Post
    Does Goth still play LOTRO?

    I thought he left a while ago?
    Yes and yes.
    Arkenstone| Officer of Faded | Altria
    Arkenstone | Leader of Dark Impulse | Telcely
    Original Challenger of Gothmog


  6. #6
    Join Date
    Aug 2013
    Location
    Lothlorien
    Posts
    664
    Quote Originally Posted by Grego28 View Post
    However, I think his WL (Gothnon) is still parked on BW? Moreover, he hasn't logged for long time?

    idk, not sure anyways.
    You could always roll a creep (Gasp I know) and put him on the friends list.... and then delete the creep
    Rimenuir r7 | Fadhroreth| Daechamnir | Beornemgarth | Rimenswords | Rimensneak | Rimenoath | Rimenseer | Smicho | Rimensmash | Rimentank |Fidough r9 | Lumfratur r7 | Lumhealz r6 | Lumwebs | Lumleads | Lumreaver r5 | Council of Nine: Leader
    Arkenstone Server, Originally from Meneldor '11

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Boston
    Posts
    4,312
    Quote Originally Posted by Starkorm View Post
    YOU NEED A GUILD? WELL WE HAVE AN UKRUSH OR WE DID BEFORE HE WAS BANNED ANYWAY.

    Dark Impulse Requirements:
    Rank 12+
    Must not suck
    Can't have friends.
    Must be able to troll, take insults, and joke around.
    Must have an Iphone to join l33t group chat.
    No Brazilians.(unless Thodhrin or have hot female relative)
    Must not suck.
    Must download Teamspeak.
    Must be over 12 years of age.
    JUST DO IT
    Still can't suck.
    Must worship homemade shrine of Ukrush every night before bed.
    Women are instantly accepted.
    Family is instantly accepted.

    ---------------------------------------------
    Dark Impulse of Meneldor is good. Better than any of the trash that joined after the original members xferred to Brandy....Yeah.
    If you aren't in Dark Impulse, you're bad. Our dream is to help In Breeds see the outside of Gramsfoot and march all the way to GV. None of our members suck and if you join you can't stuck either(see requirements).
    There was a loophole a couple years back that let some bads in, but we've cleaned up the issue and removes the baddies.



    Send me an a private message on the forums or PM Sumadream, Vollstagg, or Geventh in game.
    Thanks!
    I don't understand how you're in it because

    1. You suck
    2. You're under 12
    3. You can't afford a iPhone because you're under 12
    4. Again you suck
    5. You don't talk so how can you use team speak
    6. You're half man half woman
    7. Once again you suck

    I guess you are the mascot for the tribe
    A tree is a tree, a Rock is a rock and a Troll is Elmo

  8. #8
    Not enough Mudpiez Crotch in that picture.
    Ukrush | Meneldor | Dark Impulse

    The immersion is too real.

 

 

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