So my children of the moors, there has been much speculation to who i am, where i come from and what gender i am.

This thread is to put an end to speculation because i am indeed the god of the moors. I come from the lands where the grass is greener and the lights are brighter.
You don't believe me, people guess my 'main' when no such thing exists.

I am indeed who i say i am. I am the turn of the tide for all creeps of Middle Earth.


This video marks the time where i changed, not only in sight but deep inside. I am a new man, a special kind of hope bringer and death dealer.

Yes, i am the plank master. Plankster son of planker son of flanker.

Do not fear me as i do not fear you. I have come to welcome all personalities into my fold, even those who oppose me, disrespect me and repeatedly tell me "Welcome to ignore "£$"$£$"

The Fancy Lads have arrived, no longer shall creeps doubt their abilities, we bring guns, the ladies and good times so lock up your daughters, lock up your wives, lock up your back door and run for your lives.

Any questions? No, well i have one. Why are there so many 'Gratz' posts on this? This forum looks terrible! Shape up maggots, i do not operate in such filth.

Kind Regards,

The Plank Master
Plankster son of Planker son of Flanker