Even those I hate, I still love you. You contribute to the unique fabric of society that is Crickhollow.

This is basically my "quitting the game" post, sort of. I pretty much already did quit the game, but now it's borderline official (because the real life game is taking more and more of my time with no end in sight, and I love every minute of it). So since I won't be able to troll glff and creepside OOC as much, and I'll be even more limited in my ability to send you all long paragraphs inspired mostly by booze, I'll just have to make some lame forum post that nobody cares about.

I could make a list of names of people that are special blah blah blah, but really, that's already been done. And since I've made Erlessa's list more than once, I can ask for no more of public opinion. (For those that don't know, Erlessa > you, except for Oldin whom is > all). Point being, the only name I'll drop outside of a justification is Calidog. Calidog, aka Caliboy/Nexttarget/Nobuddy, and probably more I don't know or care about, has never once been given the props he deserves. Despite Cali's rough exterior and short temper, he is one of the few who ever once has taken the time to teach a new player the basics. While verbally abusive, the information he has provided has never been anything short of objective and frankly, no one can blame the guy for getting fed-up with newbs that refuse to listen.

As I have recently usurped control of the National Balrog Association, and re-engineered it to fit my own ultimate desires, it is only right to express that the NBA as a whole fully respects and honors Cali, as he is the near-epitome of our dual interests of self-improvement and philanthropy.

Tbh anyone who plays super late at night won't notice any sort of absence, since I'll continue to log on and press random buttons. There'll just be more ninja afks (as if that were possible).

In short; in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major General.

P.S. forgot to mask it, but don't want to forget it - Kamlio and Framlang before him. The most powerful people you never knew...except for KoC, they knew.