At 12:02 AM August 17th, the LoTRO festivals became self aware....

Farmers Faire: You will now ENJOY me or you will be lagged out of existence...muahahahahaha....

Fall Festival: Just wait for me....you will discover a new meaning for pain and suffering....FORCED EMOTES! And your silly check box will NOT save you!

Yule Festival: Child please...does the term 'Frozen Screen' mean anything to you?