I roflmao Merlin I didn't know Blackadder, but I like this idea. My take on the story was a bit different, so here's my version (excuse ma bad English >.>)
The Wise Old Wizard and his Captain
After a long day of serving the king and taking care of her offspring, Farriel finally arrived at Ettenmoors, the battlefield, where her heart truly belonged. “Any disturbances?” she asked. Immediately, Lieutenant Merlinros, a soft-spoken old wizard, called her to his side. The rumor had it that this quiet wizard was the most deadly of all. Farriel knew her newly earned rank meant nothing in the battlefield. Only the experience and wisdom made the difference. So she decided to follow his lead. Trotting out of Glan Vraig, this wizard was fast. His horse seemed like it was gliding in the air, Farriel tried to catch up to him. When she caught up to him half way down the hill, he was fighting Kitwen, one of the most feared of all spiders. Farriel quickly ran to the side of Merlin, but before she could throw in her first blow, Kitwen was dead. Farriel gasped and asked Merlin how he did that. He gently smiled and said, “I hit hard.”
Then, someone yelled “Elf camp under attack!! Massive attack!” Farriel hopped on the horse, took a deep breath getting ready for bloodbath! Merlin quietly said, “Let’s not go there. Let’s make sure our hobbit friends are safe.” Farriel sighed in disappointment, but she followed the wizard, because she knew that he knew better. Again the wizard glided away without hesitation. Farriel stopped for a second, because a hawk came to her with a message from a friend. When she arrived at the small hobbit town, Merlin was nowhere to be seen, but she saw some hobbits running towards the mayor’s house. As she approached the mayor’s house, she heard a warleader roar. They are here! Merlin was right…
Chirontheirish was harassing the Mayor, and two bloodthirsty reavers and two wargs were beating up Merlin, he was at near death. Farriel quickly uttered some words of courage, but they did nothing, so she threw herself in front of the wizard to take some damage onto herself. Finally, one reaver was down, but she felt arrows piercing her back. A cowardly blackarrow was shooting her from behind a tree… The wargs did not rest, and Merlin fell. Before Farriel could use her resurrection spell, one of the wargs stunned her. There was no hope. Farriel fell, taking down one of the wargs with her.
When she woke up in Glan Vraig, Merlin was already on the horse. Farriel dusted her armors off and dragged herself onto the horse. The old wizard cheerfully said “Let’s go back there, Commander Farriel!” She sighed.
Farrielle R13 Captain (BW), Archaniel R8 Hunter (CH), Farrial R8 Minstrel (CH)
Farrball R9 Stalker (CH), Kumosan R8 Weaver (CH), Vapour R6 Reaver (CH)