My favourite reply has to be this one for the barrel of lube ......
Thanks to this Natural Water-based Lubricant I now hold the new world speed record for a waterslide. This record setting run was at world's tallest waterslide, which is Insano Beach Park in Brazil. The previous record speed for the run was 65mph. I had ordered the 55 gal drum of Passion Lube, and had it hauled up to the top of the slide. Before starting my run I completely submersed myself in the special passion lubricant barrel. I then immediately started my run. The radar recorded a record braking 120mph at the bottom of the run. Unfortunately, failed to factor in stopping distance and shot across the bottom holding pool, rifling through it and two park portable toilets on the other side of the pool. I was medevaced to a local area hospital. I plan to develop a breaking system as soon as I finish my physical therapy. Most of the 100K prize money will go to pay my medical bills. Thanks to Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant I hold the record. It's slick stuff.
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