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  1. #1
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    The Tragedies of the Wheatleys

    If I was a Wheatley, I would probably be dead by now too. Walt is killed by Blackwolds, and both Amlach and Malin die on the barrow-downs. As far as I can see it, that's 60% of all the Wheatleys in the game! What a terrible life, to be a Wheatley...

    What would be hilarious is if even more Wheatleys kept popping up throughout Middle-Earth with even more tragic stories as part of a LOTRO running gag

    Wheatley: the family everyone loves to slay.

  2. #2
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    Then the orcs could have a new saying, "Don't forget to eat your Wheatleys."

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Alcor View Post
    Then the orcs could have a new saying, "Don't forget to eat your Wheatleys."
    Oh man...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alcor View Post
    Then the orcs could have a new saying, "Don't forget to eat your Wheatleys."
    Oh man....+1 internet for you sir!

  5. #5
    Orcs?

    I thought Wheatleys were the breakfast of Champions

  6. #6
    You forgot Wil Wheatley, Walt's son, who is also killed by Blackwolds and is later re-animated by Drugoth...

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    ?

  8. #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orodalf View Post
    You forgot Wil Wheatley, Walt's son, who is also killed by Blackwolds and is later re-animated by Drugoth...
    I completely forgot he died too! lol, "wheatleys" for breakfast...

  9. #9
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    One Wheatley is to lotro what Kenny is too South park...
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  10. #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moln View Post
    Orcs?

    I thought Wheatleys were the breakfast of Champions
    That occurred to me too, but I thought it would be too lore-breaking.

 

 

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