I have an extra [Tarnished Symbol of Celebrimbor] and [Tarnished Crest of Rohan] taking up space in my vault. I also have a lowbie burglar that I'd like to give a funny last name and title combo. Perhaps we can help each other out? You come up with a good idea for my burglar's name and title, and I'll craft (or have crafted for you) one level 85 Second Age weapon or class item of your choice.
My burglar's name is Ignore. As an example of the kind of humor I'm looking for, her current displayed name is "Ignore Calories, Grand Master Cook".
Entries that will violate any of the naming guidelines in the game will be disqualified.
Title must actually be obtainable in-game. (No special titles that are not available anymore, such as "Fool".)
Thanks to being ganged up on by Frost Grims in Frostbluff, "The Undying" is not an option.
The character is a female hobbit, tinker profession (working on cook guild).
This contest is only available to characters on the Elendilmir server.
Please submit your entries via forums PM or as a reply to this thread by 3pm EST (-5 GMT) Thursday, January 3, 2013. Limit three entries per person, please. With your entry, please include the item you would like crafted (class, item/weapon type) and what character it should be mailed to should you win.
The winning entry will be announced in this thread by 3am EST Friday, January 4th. Winner will be notified by forums PM.
The winner has been selected! I chose Wiltenrose's suggestion "Ignore Locks, Infiltrator" as it not only made me giggle, I felt it fit the burglar class very well.
Honorable mentions go to:
Scruffynerf (Ignore Work, Bane of Industry)
Nakiami (Ignore Directions, Anduin Wanderer)
Dalooke (Ignore Everything, Reminder)
Thank you to everyone who suggested a name, I really appreciate it and hope you had fun playing!