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  1. #1
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    O Castrato, Castrato......

    Wherefore art thou Castrato?













    Deny thy Tyrant and refuse thy name...

    Or if thou wilt not, be butt torn my love.

    And i'll no longer b/p/e a Creepkilla...

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    I see all the views.


    I feel your need for drama.


    Excitement.


    Entertainment.


    I agree the boards have blown lately.


    I try to provide.


    And yes, I realize sometimes my methods are a little unconventional, my message potentially obscure.


    That is done on purpose as I hope to make peeps think a little.


    Read between the lines, or search for the deeper meaning.


    That being said, please allow me to elucidate on this thread just a little..........



    O Eunuch, Eunuch


    Wherefore art thou Eunuch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althorion View Post
    And yes, I realize sometimes my methods are a little unconventional, my message potentially obscure.
    Perhaps if you provide me with a little of whatever it is your smoking, I could see the pretty lights too?
    Ronnug - The Blueberry Reaver on Gladden
    I don't feel a thing when dieing ingame. The only time I really mind is when the rez is on the other side of the map.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaxMaxtor View Post
    Perhaps if you provide me with a little of whatever it is your smoking, I could see the pretty lights too?
    Lolol that's comedy right there!!

    While you may be correct in your assumption that I have been known to be under the influence of certain herbs from time to time, that doesn't really strike me as the problem between me puttin' it down and you failin' to pick it up.

    Think for yourself............

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    oh i am here my nublet huntress, perhaps your geigh golden arrow has shot me straight up the &&&&.

    i am here

    i will take you

    i will take you naked

    i will take you naked in the dark

    i will fill you with protein

    you will fart me out

    i will explode into you loins

    your body will accept me like the fried chicken you keep so close

    your arrows shoot queer

    my blades shall toss your salad

    i wear the title of man-flayer thanks to your weak huntress skills

    you god damn noob.
    [charsig=http://lotrosigs.level3.turbine.com/012030100000ae792/signature.png]Eunuch[/charsig]
    My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. My power is discombobulatingly devastating.

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    have i been gone too long? it seems you all have been forced to find new intertainment.



    IIIIIIIII"MMMMMMMMMMM BBBBBBAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkshipOfLanterns View Post
    oh i am here my nublet huntress, perhaps your geigh golden arrow has shot me straight up the &&&&.

    i am here

    i will take you

    i will take you naked

    i will take you naked in the dark

    i will fill you with protein

    you will fart me out

    i will explode into you loins

    your body will accept me like the fried chicken you keep so close

    your arrows shoot queer

    my blades shall toss your salad

    i wear the title of man-flayer thanks to your weak huntress skills

    you god damn noob.

    You see this ^^^ peeps?!? This is how you debate! I lololol'd hard. Soooo hard. Seems I force my way into his dreams as well. Get out your pencils and take some notes plz.



    Finally flatsack!! I was becoming concerned for you my darling. I thought maybe you were starting to lose your hardness for me, then realized you don't have that ability. Now I know you were simply indisposed as you put in an extra shift at the glory hole. While I may be just a tad jealous, it seems to inspire your creative side, so I don't mind loanin' you out. I applaud your dedication to your craft, and I promise to give you the bigger tip next time for not bein' a spitter. You take it all with that beautiful doughnut smile. I think I love you.
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    Man its good to see you still in business Althor

    Nuf said, anymore than the title is just brown nosing.

    Happy holidays you pointy eared princeling

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    Quote Originally Posted by St_George View Post
    Nuf said, anymore than the title is just brown nosing.

    Happy holidays you pointy eared princeling


    Do I have old friends? Past lovers?


    Proly way too many, but thats a topic for another thread.


    And it's good to still be in business, as long as it's not the serious kind.


    You seem to have me at a disadvantage though my secret admirer..........


    REVEAL YO-SELF!!!

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    Wherefore means "Why."

    /thread over
    Tsaurel/Telae

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leksi View Post
    Wherefore means "Why."

    "Wherefore" then did you call the fun police?


    /thread active........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althorion View Post
    "Wherefore" then did you call the fun police?


    /thread active........
    I haven't seen out out in the moors lately in your cute little spandex hunter outfit... The freep dry cleaner in Bree must be on holiday.
    How I miss those tight little huntress pants, so tight I can see your banana hammock outlines while your running from daddy...
    [charsig=http://lotrosigs.level3.turbine.com/012030100000ae792/signature.png]Eunuch[/charsig]
    My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. My power is discombobulatingly devastating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkshipOfLanterns View Post
    I haven't seen out out in the moors lately in your cute little spandex hunter outfit... The freep dry cleaner in Bree must be on holiday.
    How I miss those tight little huntress pants, so tight I can see your banana hammock outlines while your running from daddy...

    Yes holidays lover...........but they're over now.


    I have stuffed the banana back into its hammock, trimmed my nails, brushed my luxurious hair, strung my bow with the sinew of a creeps backside, and saved a gigantic present for you.


    Don't worry........it's coming.....
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    O Castrato, you see how they try and keep us apart? How they try to limit our affections for one another? Moderate our passion?


    Yet when faced with discrimination, with suppresion, with silence, I will always raise my fist and resist. There is no power strong enough to keep me from getting close to you. So very close.


    Sometimes though you leave me wondering if i've gone wrong somewhere, and my ministrations aren't welcome anymore.


    I know i've hurt you in the past, and I apologize for that. I promise I will caress you more gently in the future.


    Came out to watch you play. Why are you running away.......?

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    my group noticed your tights

    our eyes locked

    we tickled each other

    we told jokes

    i penetrated you

    you seem to have been left needing more.


    why do your pants swell when you notice me
    [charsig=http://lotrosigs.level3.turbine.com/012030100000ae792/signature.png]Eunuch[/charsig]
    My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. My power is discombobulatingly devastating.

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    O' Castrato.....I saw you.


    Oh yes I did.


    I saw you hiding in the middle of a craid the other day.


    You seemed eager to see me.


    You came closer, with all of your friends of course.


    What followed was a spectacle of violence and desire.


    There were so many claws upon me, but all I wanted were yours.


    I know I am irresistable.


    Unstoppable.


    Undeniable.


    Come back.


    Let us find each other and begin thrusting.


    Panting.


    Writhing.


    Falling.


    You know no greater pleasure than to see my smiling face as I take your last breath.


    Or maybe you take mine.


    Either way.


    Epic and glorious are but two words to describe our coupling.


    Our story is needed.

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    Haiku For The Impotent

    Reading thread again...

    ...Haven't spanked flatsack in months

    Becoming aroused...

 

 

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