My fellow creeps,
In response to the audacious and slanderous claims made by the Free Peoples of Middle Earth (including, but not limited to: Torqy, Anessen, Stocky, Uwish, Niben, Evogrin, Keorl, and Sampaguita), making direct attacks on our glorious leader Sauron.
I propose the immediate formation of a Monarchy, composing all tribes, players, and freavers on Dwarrowdelf.
Taking supreme command of our forces would be the Orc King, Nerdpowerheadshoot. Chieftains and Commanders could include, but are not limited to, Shapcidrat, Iliketurtles, Veenom, Burgzerg, Xik, Donvlad, Crygrin (because we all know he'll come back), and Rayzr. Naturally, leading the freaver battalions into battle will be Chief Guard Andrag.
Sauron has given us the tools to retake the ettenmoors from the OP freep maggots. Rally under the banner of the Orc King and drive back the Free Peoples once and for all.