Celeborn: The time is upon us my Lady! Lead forth the army of Lothlorien and the elves of Greenwood and let us strike down the gate of Dul Goldur and lay waste to it's evil!
Galadriel: What? I'm sorry, I was thinking about ships and skipping off to Valinor. Maybe later? What about you Thranduil? You want to do it?
Thranduil: Are you kidding? I've got spiders the size of a horse sitting outside my front door. Those things give me the heebie jeebies. No thanks, I don't go outside anymore.