Just writing this as a plea for those of you well versed in ME lore to help me solve this a problem that has been interfering with my sleep.
Let's imagine that during the times of LotR, they used acronymic slang words. Let's also imagine that some of those words could be really close to those of our own plain english ones.
Now, let's imagine that among those words that they would use, the Race of Men and Elves and would use the word "MILF" to refer to ... well you know what would it refer to, right ? ;-P
If so, then there would be no doubt that Galadriel would fit the perfect profile to be designated as a MILF. If you don't think so, then just go ask Gimli! :-D
Herein the problem. As much as Galadriel could be called a MILF, she is technically not cuz she is actually a grandmother right? Arwen is her grandaughter, right?
So in this case, should Galadriel be called a GILF? Or maybe a Grand MILF?
And the problem even gets worse if we realize that, with the birth of Eldarion on the 4th Age, she even becomes a great grandmother. In this case, would she be called a GGILF? Or just a Great Grand MILF?
Please oh please, you Loremonkeys out there, please do help me solve this important lore problem. It would allow me to sleep better .