Greetings fine citizens of Middle-Earth!
Let it be known, on this day, The Arkenstone Kinship of Swifty and Hammo
has been established!
Aye, 'tis true, Swifty (myself) and Hammo (my silent cousin IRL) are now accepting members into our Kinship.
"What do I have to do to gain entrance into this fine group of kin?", you may ask.
Be a Hobbit.
Sadly, there is no place in this exclusive Kinship for talls. Filthy, filthy talls....
Only the truly courageous of heart have chosen to traverse the hobbit path, and we want you!
So all hobbits of short stature, unite! Contact Swifty or Hammo in game, and if you meet the most important quality of all, you will be invited.
Ye shall not be disappointed.
Armies of hobbits, my friends...armies of hobbits...
That is all,
Swifty and Hammo
Oh, and dwarves? While you meet the the height requirement, you, sadly, are not hobbits. You, like talls, need not apply.
Edit: After going the first 6 months of the game as hobbit only, we finally decided to admit Talls into the kinship. We are still hobbit-centric, if you will. Some of these Tall servants ain't so bad either