Please add plot to this story, at least generally based on the Silmarillion history. But try not to completely undo the previous posts.

The story begins narrated by mr. evil himself...

Melkor- "I awoke two weeks ago, after being released by the other Valar. They had kept me imprisoned for 1,000 years. I needed mouthwash, due to 1,000 years of morning breath. After leaving with orange jail garb in hand, and a free pack of trail mix from Manwe I headed off to...