Set aside the sometimes silly dialogue that NPCs provide to us with various events and milestones along our ride through Middle Earth, and instead: (1) post a screenshot; and (2) provide YOUR dialogue underneath! Also, please remember to keep your images no wider than 800px.
I'll start things off with the aftermath of the Wulf's Cleft instance...
"Yes, my daughter.... one day, all this will be yours... my Bacon Factory!" <br/>
<insert evil laugh followed by hacking and coughing of someone spending too much time in the smoke huts>