On a bright and beautiful day…
*PX = Player Character “X”
*FM = Forge Master



PX : Good day to you Forge Master!

FM :
Good day to you Master X! *smiles in anticipation*

PX :
Wonderful news! I have here a weapon of the First Age and it is very very rare.

FM :
That is indeed most fortuitous Master X!

PX :
I would like to have the weapon reforged as it seems somewhat lacking of late.

FM :
How do you mean?

PX :
Well it just doesn't deal as much damage anymore and the relics need replacing.

FM :
*examines weapon* ohhh, yes, yes, I see what you mean.

PX :
I have here relics of unrivaled quality and very difficult to come by.

FM :
Well Master X, I'm not sure what to say... *grimaces*

PX :
Whatever is the matter?

FM :
Uh.. well.. uh... now you see... I'm afraid that won't be possible.

PX :
~*blinks*~

FM :
Well.. I'm afraid the weapon is incapable of being improved upon.

PX :
~*blinks*~ but.... it is a FIRST AGE WEAPON.....

FM :
You simply need to get a new First Age weapon Master X.

PX :
~*blinks*~ ~*twitches*~

FM :
uh..Master? Master? You don't look well!

PX :
~*blinks*~ ~*twitches*~ ~*twitches*~

FM :
*fetches a cup of water*

PX :
Do you KNOW WHAT IT TOOK TO GET THAT WEAPON IN THE FIRST PLACE?!!?!?!?!!!!

FM :
I've heard of a new campaign where you might obtain a sword of greater quality.

PX :
~*stares*~ ~*twitches*~

FM :
For someone of your abilities it shouldn't be too difficult..(with an army)

PX :
Are you certain you can't simply reforge it?? It's a FIRST AGE WEAPON!!!!

FM :
Oh no sir. I'm most certain of that. You would be best to just decon it.

PX :
~*gasp*~ ~*twitches*~

FM :
Despite it's fine qualities.. these swords never last more than 10 minutes.

PX :
~*twitches*~ ~*spasms*~ ~*twitches*~

FM :
Pity tho... all those fine legacies....

PX :
What do you mean????? You can at least salvage those right?! RIGHT?!?!?!

FM :
Oh noooooooo... so sorry Master X

PX :
But... But... IT’S A FIRST AGE WEAPON!!!!! It took forever to build those Legacies!!!!

FM :
Well.. I can salvage ONE legacy but it will be somewhat diminished.

PX :
One??? Just ONE?!!! And what do you mean by diminished!!!!

FM :
well... it won't be quite the same tier.. you'll have to build it back up.

PX :
~*twitches*~ ~*blinks*~ ~*twitches*~ ~*blinks*~

FM :
It's not all that bad.. Look here, I can extract some lesser relics from it.

PX :
Lesser???? And what of the exquisite ones in the hilt?!!

FM :
Ahh..uh.. about those.. well. you see.. *mumbles*

PX :
~*begins turning red*~ ~*twitches*~

FM :
I'm afraid there's no way to remove those without utterly destroying them.

PX :
~*veins begin to bulge*~

FM :
Now now Master! Don't be cross! you can also extract shards and XP as well!

PX :
~*ears begin to steam*~

FM :
Well.. there is actually one way to extract them without losing them.. but...

PX :
Then do it!

FM :
Ah well you see, it requires a magical scroll.

PX :
WHAAAT!!!!!!!

FM :
I hear there is a vendor you may purchase such a scroll from.

PX :
And where might this vendor be?!

FM :
Ahhhh.. well.. just look in any direction and you can find him!

PX :
~*gasp*~ No! No not him! *groans in despair*

FM :
Well I am sorry sir, but Merchant Turbine is the only one who sells it.

PX :
~*moans and weeps*~

FM :
Of course there is still the option of destroying the relics.

PX :
~*sob*~ ~*hands weapon to Forge Master*~ ~*sob*~
.............................. .............................. .............. WALKS AWAY