Oh, Golfimbul was a Goblin bold,
a goblin bold was he.
He was full of fire, for the shire,
full of fire was he.
He found a field, a very green field,
he found a field did he.
And that field, it had a Took,
and that Took well took he ...
So toast that Took,
Toast that took for we ...
So take that dram,
of Mount Gram,
a dram of fire for thee.
Down, down, down, downnnnnnn ....
Emphasis is basically on the fourth syllable, so its
a-gob-lin-BOLD-was-he. he-was-FULL etc etc
Im pretty sure spirits are canonical for hobbits, so Mount Gram sounds like a good label for rough double-distilled firewater