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    Official "Fatty Bolger" Server

    By decree, and heretofore offical and unrecognizably inert, I do declare ex post facto, that this land, in the name of our glorious Queen of Spain, Lady GaGa the Second, only begotten daughter of Phillip II and our beloved virgin Queen shall be a refuge and haven for all those servants of the crown under the fealty of our regional Fife-master, Lord Fredegar "Fatty" Bolger!

    HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH!

    As it was ordained by Tolkien that Fatty Bolger remain to keep watch over crickhollow, so shall it be here. This is now the Official "Fatty" Server.

    Only hobbits allowed, and only FAT hobbits allowed. Exceptions will be made also for Phat hobbits and Fat hobbits with Phat lootz. All others shall snuff it.

    So shall it be written, so shall it be.



    Our first official town hall meeting will be held Friday October 10th at 7PM in the back room of the Prancing Pony... no that is too far to walk... we're just going to have it in the back yard at Crickhollow, the house that is. Pie will be served. BYOB.

    Topics for discussion and Communal vote will include but not be limited to

    Pie, Oh How We Love Thee.

    Crows, Oh How We Hate Thee.

    The Tuckborough Diet, How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

    See you all there, HUZZAH!
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    Be Excellent To Each Other

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    Re: Official "Fatty Bolger" Server

    Are we really fat hobbits if everyone looks like us, or are the other hobbits just really really deathly thin?

    /going to assume smoking is permitted
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    Re: Official "Fatty Bolger" Server

    Will this impinge in any way on our generally accepted self described moniker of "Crickets"?
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    Re: Official "Fatty Bolger" Server

    Quote Originally Posted by ConstantiaChlorus View Post
    Denied.
    Crickhollow, home of "The Fightin' Fatties".
    Like a bad 3rd grade memory, it's yours forever now.
    No this is like how some college athletic teams (e.g. Alabama) have double mascots.
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    Re: Official "Fatty Bolger" Server

    We could always be "Fat Crickets"
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    Re: Official "Fatty Bolger" Server

    Hehe my guard's dagger is called "Wrath of Fredegar."
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    Long live the halflings! Praise them with great praise!
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    Re: Official "Fatty Bolger" Server

    As charming as "crickits" is, I'm afraid "Fatty" is far more lore appropriate, plus the OP made me snort my cola.

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    Re: Official "Fatty Bolger" Server

    Fredegar "Fatty" Bolger is a proud Crickit!

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    Re: Official "Fatty Bolger" Server

    looks like the perfect server to start my new hobbit-only kinship "Bite Sized Heroes"
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    Re: Official "Fatty Bolger" Server

    Might want to change that to "Fun-Sized Heroes", considering the images that "Bite-Sized" will conjure in your foes, most of whom will probably be able to eat a hobbit in one bite! Don't give them ideas!

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    Re: Official "Fatty Bolger" Server

    Quote Originally Posted by BaconTree View Post
    Might want to change that to "Fun-Sized Heroes", considering the images that "Bite-Sized" will conjure in your foes, most of whom will probably be able to eat a hobbit in one bite! Don't give them ideas!
    I hate the idea of fun sized, what's so much fun about less candy?
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    Re: Official "Fatty Bolger" Server

    I'd rather "Fatty-Sized". More bang for buck.
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    Re: Official "Fatty Bolger" Server

    Quote Originally Posted by Fawulf View Post
    I'd rather "Fatty-Sized". More bang for buck.
    Hee!

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