By decree, and heretofore offical and unrecognizably inert, I do declare ex post facto, that this land, in the name of our glorious Queen of Spain, Lady GaGa the Second, only begotten daughter of Phillip II and our beloved virgin Queen shall be a refuge and haven for all those servants of the crown under the fealty of our regional Fife-master, Lord Fredegar "Fatty" Bolger!
HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH!
As it was ordained by Tolkien that Fatty Bolger remain to keep watch over crickhollow, so shall it be here. This is now the Official "Fatty" Server.
Only hobbits allowed, and only FAT hobbits allowed. Exceptions will be made also for Phat hobbits and Fat hobbits with Phat lootz. All others shall snuff it.
So shall it be written, so shall it be.
Our first official town hall meeting will be held Friday October 10th at 7PM in the back room of the Prancing Pony... no that is too far to walk... we're just going to have it in the back yard at Crickhollow, the house that is. Pie will be served. BYOB.
Topics for discussion and Communal vote will include but not be limited to
Pie, Oh How We Love Thee.
Crows, Oh How We Hate Thee.
The Tuckborough Diet, How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
See you all there, HUZZAH!