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Thread: PVP Haikus

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    PVP Haikus

    This is a friendly thread to make haikus inspired by your favorite people to greet or kill in the 'Moors.

    I begin with a haiku dedicated to One, that I will never sniff with my warg again



    Noobs He loved us all.
    Have candy get in the Van!
    Perhaps too much love.
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    Be Excellent To Each Other

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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Omg skynet!
    Get to da chopper!
    I like candy.

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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Quote Originally Posted by OGsam View Post
    Omg skynet!
    Get to da chopper!
    I like candy.
    Thats not a haiku
    what are you some kind of fool
    Go chug a fosters

    -Morrdan/Weaver/Pre
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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Why do you kill me?
    I am a nice defiler.
    I just want to heal.
    Skurvy • Paxilon • Mutunus • Miskatonik | Lathfara • Tarinyx • Vypsania • Vettorial

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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Log onto creepside
    Lo! I hear the call to war!
    "Open group for An"


    Call me Clawspammer
    Some years ago I spammed claws
    And haven't stopped since


    Greeny warleader
    Keeps an eye out for stone trolls
    But missed that elf champ
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    Re: PVP Haikus

    [charsig=http://lotrosigs.level3.turbine.com/0420801000013a614/signature.png]Scratchs[/charsig]
    "You cannot see what I see because you see what you see. You cannot know what I know because you know what you know. What I see and what I know cannot be added to what you see and what you know because they are not the same kind. Neither can it replace what you see and what you know, because that would be to replace you yourself."

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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Let's go to EC
    outnumbered 20:1
    Get back to GV!
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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Quote Originally Posted by BIZL View Post
    Thats not a haiku
    what are you some kind of fool
    Go chug a fosters

    -Morrdan/Weaver/Pre
    Are you assuming I didn't google the word and then blatantly act like a moron? Here I was thinking you knew me

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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Want to take my stars?
    Form a raid like Rhnyin does...
    For that sole purpose.
    [SIZE="2"][COLOR="Yellow"]I guarantee your level 65 r0 greenie BA will contribute more to your Creep raid than my level 2 Minstrel will contribute to my Freep raid. After all, both took about 5 seconds to create.[/COLOR][/size]
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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Quote Originally Posted by 20thCenturyBoy View Post
    Log onto creepside
    Lo! I hear the call to war!
    "Open group for An"
    Oh the lol threads ^.&

    >Eating cookies kay?
    >finds another creep to slay
    >keeps eating cookies

    never!
    Mirkwoodian - Savior of the Ettenmoors

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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Champs will Let It Fly
    From atop TR with bow
    Steadfast Barrage starts
    Last edited by 87_Suited; Mar 20 2012 at 06:34 PM.
    Bigslick

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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Necro /thread
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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Quote Originally Posted by Ramiel_87 View Post
    Necro /thread
    What I really wanted was that WTB locked thread over on page 4...


    still returning to it anyways
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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Quote Originally Posted by Ramiel_87 View Post
    Permanently Retied.
    Wayaminute.....


    Last edited by myforumacc2; Mar 21 2012 at 09:55 PM.
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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Zerg zerg zerg zerg zerg
    Gank gank gank gank gank gank gank
    ROFL LOL
    .
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    Re: PVP Haikus

    five seven and five
    syllables make the haiku
    it's time I own you

    stab fights are boring
    running from tol ascarnen
    questing for commies

    spotted by minis
    bagpipes bellow battle sounds
    now I lay face down

    respawn at lugs rez
    slugs make good targets I bet
    burgs lurking I'm killed

    many creeps I have
    p v p entertainment
    even when I'm dead

    questing is my bag
    suck at p v p I do
    bad hands and fingers

    last verse I promise
    next time we haiku in grams
    hip hop this is not




    ...end of line.
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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Quote Originally Posted by Valarato View Post
    five seven and five
    syllables make the haiku
    it's time I own you

    stab fights are boring
    running from tol ascarnen
    questing for commies

    spotted by minis
    bagpipes bellow battle sounds
    now I lay face down

    respawn at lugs rez
    slugs make good targets I bet
    burgs lurking I'm killed

    many creeps I have
    p v p entertainment
    even when I'm dead

    questing is my bag
    suck at p v p I do
    bad hands and fingers

    last verse I promise
    next time we haiku in grams
    hip hop this is not




    ...end of line.
    Excellent! +rep
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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Quote Originally Posted by Turlos View Post
    Excellent! +rep
    excellent plus rep
    says turlho of nimrodel
    see you on the moors
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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Saave put up Slick Flesh
    Calvary of twelve ride up
    Flesh is not so slick

    Saave follows creep mates
    Fungal Spores rain in Elf Camp
    Disarm Interrupt

    Saave runs from Elf Camp
    Marshal An in hot pursuit
    Damn how is STAB Blue?
    Bigslick

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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Quote Originally Posted by 87_Suited View Post
    Saave put up Slick Flesh
    Calvary of twelve ride up
    Flesh is not so slick

    Saave follows creep mates
    Fungal Spores rain in Elf Camp
    Disarm Interrupt

    Saave runs from Elf Camp
    Marshal An in hot pursuit
    Damn how is STAB Blue?
    w t f bigslick
    now you can haiku as well
    well now ain't that swell

    Saave runs from freep group
    bigslick with pocket healer
    zap zap slowed stunned dead

    respawn lets go again
    healing creeps until I'm dead
    wait whats that you said

    slash emote rude raaaaahhh
    I care not for freeps at all
    eight seven your ball
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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Quote Originally Posted by Valarato View Post
    w t f bigslick
    now you can haiku as well
    well now ain't that swell

    Saave runs from freep group
    bigslick with pocket healer
    zap zap slowed stunned dead

    respawn lets go again
    healing creeps until I'm dead
    wait whats that you said

    slash emote rude raaaaahhh
    I care not for freeps at all
    eight seven your ball
    My ball ditty dah
    Whats a brotha gonna do
    come back with Haiku

    Slick up on the lawn
    Headshot knockdown in the blight
    Pocket-Healer plight

    Slick chases down Saave
    Off the bridge with broken leg
    Warg-Pack yum gets fed

    Here comes nasty flies
    Try to kill but buzz in eyes
    Blue pots on cooldown

    Saave keeps up curses
    Ring good for green not yellow
    Fall down sans pillow

    Slick back in GV
    CG's up there will saave me
    Valarato Go
    Last edited by 87_Suited; Apr 09 2012 at 12:49 PM.
    Bigslick

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    Re: PVP Haikus

    Quote Originally Posted by 87_Suited View Post
    My ball ditty dah
    Whats a brotha gonna do
    come back with Haiku

    Slick up on the lawn
    Headshot knockdown in the blight
    Pocket-Healer plight

    Slick chases down Saave
    Off the bridge with broken leg
    Warg-Pack yum gets fed

    Here comes nasty flies
    Try to kill but buzz in eyes
    Blue pots on cooldown

    Saave keeps up curses
    Ring good for green not yellow
    Fall down sans pillow

    Slick back in GV
    CG's up there will saave me
    Valarato Go

    Valarato go
    You mean Valarao yo
    I'm Haiku mastah

    It would seem to me
    Eight seven climbing a tree
    To hide from creeps wrath

    You always bring it
    with your zap zap puff ditty
    You sure ain't ####ty

    I am out of time
    Haiku's are not meant to rhyme
    But they're still sublime

    Retired Saave is
    The moors get none of my jizz
    Good luck all fo shizz

    Respect 87.


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    Get to the CG
    Hide yo kids and hide yo wife
    Buttas TR zerg
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    Woah this thing is old
    Looks like somebody got bored
    Really groovy thread
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