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Thread: Bounty: Cirus

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    Bounty: Cirus

    Target: Cirus
    Race: Hobbit
    Class: Guardian
    Difficulty Level: Cupcake
    Kin: The Unit (Leader)
    Payout: 100s
    Eligible: First 3 Screenies (unique kills, kb, one per player)
    Expires: 12 Midnight on 5 May 2010

    This little devil likes to hide on ledges and throw sharp objects at my fellow Wargs while we are busy killing guards in Tirith Rhaw. He's short, fat, and smells of Pipeweed and Hoarhollow Ale - which I suppose doesn't make him different than any of the other rat-folk.

    If you want to find him I'd suggest looking on high ledges or in large groups of bears. Your best bet would be a high ledge that also has lots of bears but I don't know if the Ettenmoores has a location where those two things come together. If you found such a place you would have probably found his den. In either case I want this annoying little hobbit DEADED and buried for two weeks at which point his bones would be perfect for gnawing.

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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    And sometimes he might be exploiting keeps, gotta watch out for that one.
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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    Also watch out for when he solos lugpoop and massacres his hopes and dreams.
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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous32 View Post
    Also watch out for when he solos lugpoop and massacres his hopes and dreams.
    I think you should spend less time talking about other people and get your warden leveled so I can give you a tour of the Ettenmoores. I'm getting totally impatient about getting a chance to give you a wedgie.

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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerboa View Post
    I think you should spend less time talking about other people and get your warden leveled so I can give you a tour of the Ettenmoores. I'm getting totally impatient about getting a chance to give you a wedgie.
    True true, my hunter wrote the tour guide and was on the board of directors for 3 years. He just retired with full pay and benefits.

    Ill be seeing you this summer my friend. lol
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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous32 View Post
    True true, my hunter wrote the tour guide and was on the board of directors for 3 years. He just retired with full pay and benefits.

    Ill be seeing you this summer my friend. lol
    Make sure you annouce, in advance, when you plan to step out onto the Ettenmoores for the very first time.
    I want time to get my claws/fangs sharpened just for your arrival.

    Maybe I'll see if I can hit rank 8 before you arrive!

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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    Bounty!!!! PS. i like my difficulty level

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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    Fruitcake woulda been more appropriate.
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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    *face palm*

    This thread is about getting Cirus to assume room temperature, to take a dirt nap, so he's pushing up the daisys and deceased, demised, expired, bereft of life and resting in pieces. He needs to kick the bucket and to be shuffled off the mortal coil and shoved six feet under and provided with coin for Charon's fare.

    I want him sleeping with the fishes, he should have bought the farm by now and be belly up, bloodless, buried, cadaverous, checked out, cold, cut off, defunct, departed, erased, extinct and inanimate.

    Cirus deserves to be liquidated, mortified, offed, rubbed out, snuffed out, wasted, bumped off, and done dancing the last dance already. He's a little hobbit so get him snuffed, succumbed, popped off and visiting his ancestors. Gathered with his people, excecuted, whacked, terminated, put down, destroyed, fragged and off in his new job in the fertilizer business.

    GET TEH DIRTY DEED DONE ALREADY!





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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    Euthanasia would be more humane...but maybe you left that off your list on purpose...hmmm
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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    Haha ! nice.

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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    cirus i think is more of a push over then his c rappy weaver
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    I win the cash money....was a good spar
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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    its 3 kills required
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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    in before the closed and deleted

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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    Quote Originally Posted by grashnath View Post
    its 3 kills required
    Payment is to the first 3 unique screenies.
    Three different people may collect on the bounty.

    The screenshot above is worth 100sp.
    Two more may be submitted by other people.

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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    Can we just give me the 200s on my reaver? I dont have screenies but i think he'll vouch for two killings. Right squiz? Its like a home owners bailout my reaver is low on cash for pots
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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    Let me tell you a few things about Cirus..

    He could disarm you with his looks, or his hands..either way.
    He once had an awkward moment...just to see how it feels.
    He wouldn't be afraid to show his feminine side...if he had one.
    His mother has a tattoo which reads "son".
    When Neil Armstrong first stepped out onto the moon, he was already standing there.
    He is left handed. And right handed.
    He once punched a magician. Thats right. You heard me.
    His personality is so magnetic, he can't carry credit cards
    He once had a staring contest with himself..and won, on the fourth day.
    He could speak French...in Russian
    He taught a german sheperd to bark...in spanish.
    Respected archaeologists fight over his apple cores.
    His cereal...it doesn't get soggy. It sits there staying crisp..just for him.
    if a monument opens up in honor of him, Mount Rushmore would close because of lack of attendance.
    The police question him because they find him interesting.
    He lives vicariously through himself.

    He is the most interesting man in the world.
    Last edited by Anonymous32; May 09 2010 at 02:25 AM.
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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous32 View Post
    Let me tell you a few things about Cirus..

    He could disarm you with his looks, or his hands..either way.
    He once had an awkward moment...just to see how it feels.
    He wouldn't be afraid to show his feminine side...if he had one.
    His mother has a tattoo which reads "son".
    When Neil Armstrong first stepped out onto the moon, he was already standing there.
    He is left handed. And right handed.
    He once punched a magician. Thats right. You heard me.
    He could speak French...in Russian
    He taught a german sheperd to bark...in spanish.
    Respected archaeologists fight over his apple cores.
    His cereal...it doesn't get soggy. It sits there staying crisp..just for him.
    if a monument opens up in honor of him, Mount Rushmore would close because of lack of attendance.
    The police question him because they find him interesting.
    He lives vicariously through himself.

    He is the most interesting man in the world.
    He also exploits keeps and farms on his warg!!

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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    Quote Originally Posted by thenoobler View Post
    He also exploits keeps and farms on his warg!!
    God it almost hurts to agree with ziir. Ya it hurts.
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    Re: Bounty: Cirus

    Quote Originally Posted by ikillberyls View Post
    God it almost hurts to agree with ziir. Ya it hurts.
    Have you xferd your freep to E yet mr.hypocrite?

    Cant wait to spank you on your freep on E and your creep on FF.

    You, Todes, Allister, Curana.... who else from your self-inflated ego gang has xfered?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thenoobler View Post
    have You Xferd Your Freep To E Yet Mr.hypocrite?

    Cant Wait To Spank You On Your Freep On E And Your Creep On Ff.

    You, Todes, Allister, Curana.... Who Else From Your Self-inflated Ego Gang Has Xfered?
    Pot Meet Kettle......... Hey Look Your Both Black, Interesting
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