So this morning I had the chance to have an interview with Mr. Lugpoop from the infamous "Bad Guys" tribe before he set out to the office.
Below are some of the comments from the interview.
Ileechu: First things first. What made you decide to have this interview this morning?
Lugpoop: Well, lately it seems "The Media" has gotten a negative image from me and my "Bad Guys" and I hope to clear that image up a little bit.
Ileechu: If you had to describe yourself in 3 words how would you?
Lugpoop: Caring, Gentle, and kinda a Mommy's Boy.
Illeechu: What are you having for breakfast there Mr. Lugpoop?
Lugpoop: Freepios, I can't get enough of the little Hellys and Flimlins. Every once in a while I get a stale Dormtar, but they are certainly delicious.
Ileechu: Why aren't you wearing your face and body paint?
Lugpoop: I like to keep it real at home, Mrs. Lugpoop doesn't like the war paint, so I scrub it off at night to keep the woman happy.
Ileechu: I heard a rumor that Lugpoop wasn't your real name. Is that true?
Lugpoop: (blushes a little bit) Well to be honest, my real name is Luggy Poopsalot. But lets keep that on the DL. The Mrs still calls me Luggy, and I want to keep it that way.
Ileechu: I never knew you to be a family man, you are so intimidating on the field. If you could tell your fans and enemies one thing, what would that be?
Lugpoop: I am sorry. I am sorry to all the Free Persons that I may have slayed in battle and not showed the compassion that they deserve. I am also very proud of my "Bad Guys" brothers that help me be all the Lugpoop that I can be.
Unfortunately, this is all we have time for this morning, until next time, this has been Ileechu and Mr Lugpoop with Interviews 101.
(some of these comments may be exaggerated to spread Creep and Freep love across the Ettenmoors)