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    To All Freeps

    As you may have noticed, recently I've been hanging around groups of humanoids, such as hobbits, dwarfs, elves and humans. I don't mean any harm, and I don't even tell of your location. I simply find you quite fascinating to watch. If you see me unstealthed and alone, then leave me be please. I find it annoying to be interrupted by some nasty hobbit minstrel while in the middle of watching a group of rune-keepers try to find creeps. If you see me running around with the other creatures of Angmar, then feel free to kill me if you catch me out of stealth. Otherwise, leave me alone if I'm doing something such as lying in front of Lugazag or on any rocks of any sort. You are welcome to do anything else to me such as slapping, dancing, or jumping over me, although I will not stay totally motionless if I'm not AFK like I often am.

    As some of you may have seen, I have been hanging around a certain rock a lot lately. Although I have not posted my claim on this rock, being fairly new to the forums, I believe that now is the best time to do so.

    I, Akgron IsNotMale, lay claim to the rock located in the Tirith Rhaw hot spot, next to the Elf Camp wolf den. This includes any copies of the rock found in the moors, not including Wargfoot's rock or any rocks outside the Ettenmoors.

    If you see me on one of these rocks, please don't kill me. All freeps and creeps are welcome on my rock and rock duplicates, as long as no ganking is involved. I will only allow fair fights, and if this rule is mistreated, I will become hostile and drive away any invaders until I am either a) Tell me you're sorry if you're a servant of Angmar or b) Cry or something like that in front of me if you're a humanoid who does not speak the warg's language, letting me know that you apologize. I will give you time before attacking, so it is possible.
    Last edited by gruntle; May 13 2010 at 04:45 PM.

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    Re: To All Freeps

    Heya, I have a friend named Wargfoot. I've not flipped him over to check his plumbing but I think he dangles the berries and is a MALE warg. May I give him your rock address or give you his? I think you two would make a good evil couple.


    -Bodybag

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    Re: To All Freeps

    So I found you just laying in front of Lugs earlier. With rumors of a large creep raid around with it's eyes on a blue lugs I was reminded of something General Ackbar once told me, "It's a trap!" So I sat and watched ya for a while.
    When a freep raid came around the corner you were blown to bits.
    So now that I know I will try and keep an eye out for ya, but keep your sprint and hips handy for when greedy little hobbits come around.

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    Re: To All Freeps

    Quote Originally Posted by uhgoo View Post
    So I found you just laying in front of Lugs earlier. With rumors of a large creep raid around with it's eyes on a blue lugs I was reminded of something General Ackbar once told me, "It's a trap!"
    you mean Admiral Ackbar lol sorry the Star Wars fan in me had to correct that

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    Re: To All Freeps

    I claim one rock and get tons of grief.
    Akgron claims half the rocks on the Ettenmoores and she gets love.

    I see how ya'll are...

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    Re: To All Freeps

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerboa View Post
    I claim one rock and get tons of grief.
    Akgron claims half the rocks on the Ettenmoores and she gets love.

    I see how ya'll are...
    Simple answer: she's a woman.
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    Re: To All Freeps

    Quote Originally Posted by GrumBelly View Post
    Heya, I have a friend named Wargfoot. I've not flipped him over to check his plumbing but I think he dangles the berries and is a MALE warg. May I give him your rock address or give you his? I think you two would make a good evil couple.


    -Bodybag
    I Lol'd at this one.

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    Re: To All Freeps

    Quote Originally Posted by uhgoo View Post
    So I found you just laying in front of Lugs earlier. With rumors of a large creep raid around with it's eyes on a blue lugs I was reminded of something General Ackbar once told me, "It's a trap!" So I sat and watched ya for a while.
    When a freep raid came around the corner you were blown to bits.
    So now that I know I will try and keep an eye out for ya, but keep your sprint and hips handy for when greedy little hobbits come around.

    Thank you. Nasty little hobbit minstrels are always trying to get me. I'm hoping they'll eventually leave me alone, but I think the temptation is too much for some of them (Mainly Kristaa).


    Quote Originally Posted by GrumBelly View Post
    Heya, I have a friend named Wargfoot. I've not flipped him over to check his plumbing but I think he dangles the berries and is a MALE warg. May I give him your rock address or give you his? I think you two would make a good evil couple.


    -Bodybag
    Well. I don't know whether to be flattered or offended. I'd prefer if I didn't get his rock address, as it is apparently now lying in some beaver **** downstream.

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    Re: To All Freeps


    I did'nt want to post the personal tells
    Thanks for the far out drum circle this morning.

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    Re: To All Freeps

    Lol, I love how Helly is fainted in the corner there. Why do wargs have an obsession with camping GV?

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    Re: To All Freeps

    Quote Originally Posted by gruntle View Post
    Thank you. Nasty little hobbit minstrels are always trying to get me. I'm hoping they'll eventually leave me alone, but I think the temptation is too much for some of them (Mainly Kristaa).
    You have a rank. You have killed. It is the moors. Expect to be killed.



    You were jumping up and down. Gomlie said "He wants to spar".
    Best spar ever.
    Last edited by KristTsirk; Apr 24 2010 at 10:56 PM. Reason: engrish
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    Re: To All Freeps

    Quote Originally Posted by KristTsirk View Post
    You have a rank. You have killed. It is the moors. Expect to be killed.



    You were jumping up and down. Gomlie said "He was to spar".
    Best spar ever.
    I edited it, as it was a little late for me last night and I was sleepy. When I get sleepy I start saying things off the top of my head.

    Hrm. Next time I shall pay more attention to my actions, as I don't recall jumping up and down. At least somebody got some renown/infamy. And yes, I acknowledge the fact that I have killed you and others in the past.
    Last edited by gruntle; Apr 25 2010 at 10:39 AM.

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    Re: To All Freeps

    Quote Originally Posted by gruntle View Post
    I should have know Gomlie would get my gender wrong.
    I'm not sure why anyone would care what it is.
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