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    Bought? That would be an exaggeration. Acquired,...

    Bought? That would be an exaggeration. Acquired, indeed. But more for the sound effects. Smell-o-vision is not wide-spread enough yet to invest in it.

    A distant faint cackle: "Execute order...
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    I read the magazine (PC Gamer) mostly and seldom...

    I read the magazine (PC Gamer) mostly and seldom their website, but just searching there now the last article was from March 4th - short one that links to a review from 2011, yes, but still.
    October...
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    Meanwhile, deep in the secret underground layer...

    Meanwhile, deep in the secret underground layer somwhere below latitude 73.929884 and longitude -121.725644. Hushed voices, a dark room, a man is bending down to the figure sitting in a deep chair in...
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    The "implied facepalm" made me laugh. Here...

    The "implied facepalm" made me laugh.

    Here something more ... umm ... spiritual!
    ...
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    True story, me, half asleep, early morning -...

    True story, me, half asleep, early morning - cottage country. What are monkeys doing here? Turned out that laughter came from coyotes. I know, city guy, eh? In my defense I present exhibit a) I was...
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    Good news everyone! I have just invented this...

    Good news everyone! I have just invented this universe shrink-wrapper. Whaa? Should we give it a try?

    http://planetmut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/doomsday.jpg

    Quick, before the hyenas come....
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    @ enginekid Can't see your attachment - or was...

    @ enginekid

    Can't see your attachment - or was that done on purpose? :D

    Not the facepalmer kind of guy, but if I had to then I would go classic with an ascii version of the captain.
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    Pure bliss, wouldn't want to have it any other...

    Pure bliss, wouldn't want to have it any other way.You see a glass half empty, others a glass half full, I see an ocean full of possibilities only bound by the fragile glass around it! My mama always...
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    Ah, but see we certainly appreciate the effort....

    Ah, but see we certainly appreciate the effort. Now pour your heart and sole (or soul whatever is handier) into it, mix it up and we might even worship you. Depends on the taste of course.

    Does...
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    Not the paper stretcher, don't you know how...

    Not the paper stretcher, don't you know how dangerous that is? I'm glad you haven't been paperized!



    The equilibrium, we can't risk it. Yesterday, my whole future seemed so far away, now the...
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    Can you stretch it, the rope? Can I frame thy...

    Can you stretch it, the rope? Can I frame thy fearful symmetry?
    Are you sure you are bringing balance?
    No futures please, had enough of those. An additional past might be interesting...
    What, oh,...
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    In absence of the big boss, who is currently as...

    In absence of the big boss, who is currently as to my understanding still digging and waking up sleeping demons of the lower levels, which makes them in proportion exponentially more powerful (must...
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    Shades, shades bigsix, shades of gold. Uh, I...

    Shades, shades bigsix, shades of gold.

    Uh, I should use that as a title for my next dwarf novel.

    Subtitle - "Dig Deeper".

    How low can we go?
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    Please guys, refrain from using common terms. In...

    Please guys, refrain from using common terms. In fact let's ban common terms.
    Please, in the future, consider the following alternatives:

    Scientific: Liquidation
    Technologic: Termination...
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    Hear hear, the noise of silence. The breeze of...

    Hear hear, the noise of silence.
    The breeze of change is upon us!
    We are turning another chapter.
    At this rate we'll run out of ink in a blink of an ear.
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    Knot the knee! Only the bender bends. Bending...

    Knot the knee! Only the bender bends.
    Bending only with permits, sign the bendition today!

    Now where was I.

    Ah yes.

    Once outside he saw a pig.
    A big pig wearing a wig
    swinging a twig to...
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    What's your account number with a courier and how...

    What's your account number with a courier and how much do you want?

    :p

    I love heat, there is always something you can do about it. That is doing nothing. Cold? Not so much, you have to to...
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    CA-SHewwww. Really, it's a nut. But ... do...

    CA-SHewwww. Really, it's a nut.

    But ... do share those vivid ... oh, maybe not.



    Mind you, mind over matter they say, mindless things, mattering nought. For what is the mind than matter....
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    Darth Doggie says: Come to the bark side. ...

    Darth Doggie says: Come to the bark side.

    There's a mutt in the hut. But.
    The mutt in the hut is in a rut.
    The strut of the hut is cut.
    Door shut, hut strut cut, tut!

    Here is where I leave...
  20. Ah, or the sound of your own local dialect,...

    Ah, or the sound of your own local dialect, familiar sights, the worst - foods that you can't remember how they tasted anymore.

    But, refreshing as is sometimes might be to come back, that's when...
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    Psssssscccht. He is the you know who from the who...

    Psssssscccht. He is the you know who from the who knows where who likes the you know whats, short, the who.



    Call the asylum.



    Interesting thought... we should follow up on this.
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    I can smell the cent of a question from aeons...

    I can smell the cent of a question from aeons away. Yes, that really far. (I know this doesn't make any cense, don't question me.)

    The peach gobbler, don't you see, he is wearing an unbuttoned...
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    Insimmilated you will be! Reciting is fruity!

    Insimmilated you will be! Reciting is fruity!
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    Bigsix, be assertive, be strong. Any question can...

    Bigsix, be assertive, be strong. Any question can be phrased as a ... whatever that other thing is called.

    How can you ban the WHO!

    The poor emperor.

    No native language hex, we don't...
  25. You have to watch the video on 1/100th speed to...

    You have to watch the video on 1/100th speed to see the subliminal messages.

    Now think back, why where cell phones invented?

    I left a clue here at 0:44 - can't say it openly because I'm being...
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