Production of baby uruks
Production of baby uruks
response to Morth's leaked photo of me and Bralg's Uruk baby making.
Meehh.. Moors Morth is just a fake.. My cappy found the original one north-west of Lorien.. :)
Uruk porn is hard and fast...i prefer orcish gentle way - as u can see on this romantic doggystyle at Grams fireplace.
That's one of my distant cousins, he's not very bright mind you. He thought himself a bird, and jumped off a tree trying to fly. After he hit the ground he was never the same. About two weeks after the accident he the told me, "Morth, I am leaving this place. I want to be a world famous ballet dancer, and that's what i'm going to do! You'll see, give me a few years, I will be rich!"
Of course, he never did become what he wanted, on his trip through Moria he saw this orc who was a camp taskmaster, and after he told him what he told me, the orc sent him to the sulphur pits where he spent two months. He lost all memory of who he was before, lost all his hair (He had long fabulous uruk hair before) and the ability to speak, he's completely mute.
The other cousin, the smart one, he got himself promoted to some rank in Urugarth. I haven't seen him in years.
Learn to die guys, it will make everyone happier and more inf/ren will flow!
Learning to solo might also help!
Edit: trying to map away from creeps is really sad minilor!
I know now why freeps hate u creeps :) Last 2 days Ive been zerged/ganked/farmed/CJed many more times than on creep during whole week :)
Ofc fact that i s*ck on hunter doesnt helping me, but still :)
Just a small "pinch in the wound" about the Sideswitching matter...
I named this in honour of Fata's last posts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSsREz6BRKU
...aaaaaaaaand Im done with that.
Tnx for the attention.
nart one of the best players and persons in the server..keap it up....hope to have with you more game play moments of fun and join at the future..always plesure to play with/against you..cya at lc3 -.-
Whole Gram mountain is laughing about you heroes.
Stay the most of the day @ a safe place with npc´s in the back. Also if you are plenty more then the creeps.
I dont know who is leading your......we cannot call it raid.....but is he so unimaginatively? There are so may possibilities to fight to each other.
Greez from Germany!
Next time try to have a decent conversation if u want good fights and not this BS that you just wrote.Till then have fun zerging ^^
I'll tell you what's wrong!!
Today I saw a wrd and brg together. 5 mins later I saw in creep ooc: "1/6 small group for killing freeps."
If you need 6 creeps to kill 2 freeps then goodbye all action. It's time you guys learn to solo, learn to die, learn to play.
Plenty of freeps have no clue what they are doing!!!! (same could be said about creeps though :D )
so we have here a guy who groups up with 10 healers to (fight) 7 freeps talking about how we should fight and bla bla bla..a guy who will farm when ever he has the opportunity to do ti all day...guys who took 30 ranks in chars only b raiding and ofc zerging....but cause i am good...and i care for all you guys in here...i have the solution...here a gift...http://psychologytoday.tests.psychte...idRegTest=3040 btw your tribe reminds m private hospital i mean hospitals that you are paying a lot to get in(to many doctors to take care few patients)