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  1. #1
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    Talking Swifty and Hammo

    Greetings fine citizens of Middle-Earth!

    Let it be known, on this day, The Arkenstone Kinship of Swifty and Hammo
    has been established!

    Aye, 'tis true, Swifty (myself) and Hammo (my silent cousin IRL) are now accepting members into our Kinship.

    "What do I have to do to gain entrance into this fine group of kin?", you may ask.

    Simple.

    Be a Hobbit.

    Sadly, there is no place in this exclusive Kinship for talls. Filthy, filthy talls....

    Only the truly courageous of heart have chosen to traverse the hobbit path, and we want you!

    So all hobbits of short stature, unite! Contact Swifty or Hammo in game, and if you meet the most important quality of all, you will be invited.

    Ye shall not be disappointed.

    Armies of hobbits, my friends...armies of hobbits...

    That is all,
    Swifty and Hammo

    Oh, and dwarves? While you meet the the height requirement, you, sadly, are not hobbits. You, like talls, need not apply.

    Edit: After going the first 6 months of the game as hobbit only, we finally decided to admit Talls into the kinship. We are still hobbit-centric, if you will. Some of these Tall servants ain't so bad either

    ___________

    Last edited by Cronanbor; Mar 01 2008 at 01:26 PM. Reason: Filthy Talls

  2. #2
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    Re: Swifty and Hammo

    lol, funny. Sounds like fun, unfortunately my furry footed little friend doesn't get a lot of play time right now. Good luck with the guild.
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  3. #3
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    Re: Swifty and Hammo

    Quote Originally Posted by chrysaetos View Post
    lol, funny. Sounds like fun, unfortunately my furry footed little friend doesn't get a lot of play time right now. Good luck with the guild.
    One day, you will need your beard footed friend. Log him on, and get him into Swifty and Hammo. That way, he will always have a home, surrounded by like kin of whiskered hooves.

    Filthy Talls with with their shorn feet, all smooth and shiny...blech...

    Swifty and Hammo

    Last edited by Cronanbor; Mar 17 2008 at 08:46 AM.
    [color=yellow][b]Now Accepting Talls![/b][/color]
    [color=red][i]Swifty- GM Swifty and Hammo[/i][/color]
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    Re: Swifty and Hammo

    lol, I will surely do that when I give him more play time. Thank you. Excuse me, I have to go shave my toes.
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  5. #5
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    Re: Swifty and Hammo

    Greetings Fine Citizens of Middle Earth!

    Swifty and Hammo would like you know that...alts are welcome! Totally fun, casual atmosphere! You don't need vent! You don't need lots of playtime!
    You do need to have fun when you are wearing this kinship tag.
    Gaming does not have to be SYRIUS BIZNESS!

    All you need is to be a Hobbit. Embrace it you Pie-Lover!

    One day, there shall be armies of Hobbits.

    Filthy, dirty,Talls need not apply. If you are a Hobbit, you are in.

    Swifty and Hammo

    Last edited by Cronanbor; Mar 17 2008 at 08:47 AM.
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  6. #6
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    Re: Swifty and Hammo

    Ye olde bumpage...

    Gather round all warriors of the tufted foot! Swify and Hammo, the premier ALL HOBBIT Kinship is growing! (but not too tall)

    If you are a homeless hobbit, please contact Swifty or Hammo in game for an invite. Alts Welcomed! Fun a must!

    Add a little flavor to our server by being part of the kinship that is all about fun!

    Your faithful Hobbits,
    Swifty and Hammo
    Last edited by Cronanbor; Apr 24 2007 at 09:45 AM.
    [color=yellow][b]Now Accepting Talls![/b][/color]
    [color=red][i]Swifty- GM Swifty and Hammo[/i][/color]
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  7. #7
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    Re: Swifty and Hammo

    Hello!

    Swifty, I believe I whispered you the other day, but you were AFK at the time. I'm an RL friend of a mutual acquaintance (goes by Escatan in the game). He tells me good things about your guild, and I'm really enjoying the game so far.

    You can find me on Holdred (18 Captain and Weaponsmith) or Beledwen (6 Champion and eventual Armorsmith). I'd love to join if you're still looking for folks!

  8. #8
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    Re: Swifty and Hammo

    Holdred! Good to meet you! I was afk when you sent a tell, by the time I responded you were offline! We will definitely get you into the kinship, glad you are enjoying the LOTRO!

    Swifty
    [color=yellow][b]Now Accepting Talls![/b][/color]
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  9. #9

    Re: Swifty and Hammo

    Um, Qutti, you really should see a doctor about that uncooked meat. (Btw, I've heard of stick figures, but THAT is ridiculous.)

    Cheers!
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  10. #10

    Re: Swifty and Hammo

    Back to the top we go!
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  11. #11

    Re: Swifty and Hammo

    So when is the Hobbit march on the 21st Hall?
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