Hello again my dear brothers
I love you all, and i am here to tell you of the salvation offered by the ever-benevolent Mustelids, come now and be rescued from the temporal haze of normalcy. Step up to the 8th plane and dwell with our Mustelidian Overlords, we are few, but we are cuddly, come one come all, the Mustelids want your servitude.
Be one of the happy-fun cheerful lovers of Mustelids foreverandeverandever.
The ever-benevolent happy Mustelids of happy-love have graciously bestowed me with cheery-happy-fun from the enlightened 8th plane. Thank you Mustelidian Overlords. I love you all, live and be merry.
Get up, go outside, run to your nearest field,and frolic;
frolic till you find the meaning of life, then sit down and sing cheery songs till dawn.
I have been sent by the Mustelids, who are inter-dimensional beings leading us.
I am one of few Mustelidian High Priests. Join our order.